(Breaking) Congress is now blacklisting puppies
Josh Whitehead
Congratulations, Congress. You have now surpassed the stupidity I could have ever imagined in the 5.5 years of eRepish.
There is a new law currently being voted on to make against the law to carry puppies in your pockets in eRepublik.
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Thats right. These bunch of no good Congressmen and women want to make it illegal to love these cute little turd goblins.
So, i plea to you, the citizens of this great nation, eUSA. Contact your local Congressmen and use big words like “no” and ‘don't do that’.
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DO IT FOR THE PUPPIES
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The more is banned the better eUSA is. Or not, maybe Trump can save us. 😛
PS: Phillip is not my child. I dont know anything
I will defend the right of every puppy to be carried in the pocket of Congress Members.
Look at those sad little puppy faces.
How could you, Congress?
Worst thing congress has EVER done!
And that's saying something!
This article gave me a good laugh.
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppieeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dibs
Proper procedure must be followed.
Blacklist then ban the little beauties.
Proper procedure?
They didn't even bother finding out that I'm not in congress. impeached me anyway.
what? you were blacklisted...you don't have to be in Congress for that.
woofwoof puppy #3
It's time 4 Puppies of the World to Unite!!!
most of Congress don't deserve puppies.
I voted for executing them
If you examine the law closely the carrying puppies in the HIP pocket is banned. That is because some fanatics are carrying puppy and then flopping their fat asses on the couch to text each other about how cool they are for carrying puppies. The poor dogs are being suffocated!
F them commie bastards. Off with their heads! Kill whitey!
Carrying loaded puppies, by untrained civilians, in their pockets should be banned. Innocent bystanders could get hurt if it goes off by itself.