PEACE Crumbling, Turning on Itself
Jack Flufferton
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As I mentioned in my last article, the longer the Brolliance and EDEN go without invading countries' original regions, the more bored PEACE will get. Eastern Europe has essentially been in constant war for all of 2009, so they did not develop other interests in the game. Their lust for war is unmistakable, given articles like "Are E/F the alliance of cowards" (btw, Fortis doesn't exist and never has, so enough of that). How do they respond to their boredom?
slamx, a Hungarian government official, published an article entitled "Serbia vs. Indonesia!!!". In it, he discusses the decline of the Indonesian empire with a touch of sadness in his voice, likening Indonesia to an older brother. In reality, Indonesia was much more than that - they were Hungary's father. The war between Indonesia and Romania allowed Hungary to gain independence.
Hungarians liken Serbia to their younger brother. They took Serbia under their wing, mostly because they needed another ally in Eastern Europe to counter the Romanian threat. Hungary helped liberate Serbia from Croatian occupation, which was a great thing, so Hungary is Serbia's daddy. During the invasion of North America, the two tried multiple times to double team Croatia, but failed so hard.
"What would be if Russia (having lived a life very similar to Serbia) would feel that it's time to get WSR back, but Indonesia wouldn't want to do that?
On which side would we get in the battle?
Yes, we would choose the past without thinking twice... "
"IMHO we need to rethink our place in the world and in PEACE, also we could rewrite the ranking list of our friends and allies!"
Wow, two allies are thrown under the bus at once. Real classy, Hungary, but I don't expect much more from you. Hungary admits they rank allies based purely on their value to Hungary, so Indonesia will slide, but in the face of an Indonesian-Russian conflict, they will fight against Russia. How many times do I have to tell you, Russia, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. Grow some balls and stand up to them, even if it means a short period of occupation and destruction in your country - we were down to one region and have come back stronger and more unified than ever. Although I have no position in the government, based on our official foreign policy, I'm quite sure the Brolliance and EDEN would help you fight as well.
"But we should think about that which countries can we think of as a special strategic partner in the future and maintain the good relationship with them!"
There you have it.
I would never write something like that about our Canadian bros. I would never write something like about about our EDEN brothers. I would never write that about any non-PEACE nations. Hell, I would never write something like that about Hungary.
It does not matter if this reflects the collective conscious of Hungary at this very second - these ideas are out there by prominent people and will continue to gather steam. Enjoy the shit-show, guys!
In related news, another Hungarian congressman, mrsomebody, published an article calling for an official Propaganda Ministry. Oh God, please, please, please do this, Hungary. I'd love to have even more absurd articles to lambaste. At this point, you definitely have to put together a lot of heads to craft lies elaborate enough to fool even the dumbest noob.
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E/F are doomed! http://www2.erepublik.com/en/article/eden-fortis-are-doomed--978207/1/20" target="_blank">http://www2.erepublik.com/en/article/ede[..]/1/20
PEACE fails. good article 😃
Just a bunch of power-Hungary warmongers... can't wait to watch PEACE implode. 🙂
I love your work and always vote...
Indubitably!
The PEACE implosion will be waaay worse than the ATLANTIS one. So looking forward to that.
Its not canadian brothers its canadian bros
Fair enough, clay, I'll edit that in.
Voted
:facepalm:
Indonesia defeated 11 allies + USA two months ago.
😛
brolliance ftw! ^
good article. voted.
btw
Jack wanna be Zoli although it is a worst version.
Jack, I love you too, sweetheart 😘
Zoli? Really? Sad that he's the best you've got.
I feel we should side with Russia to help them gain back WSR. Their president is all about restoring the eRodina. And we could use a powerful country with an honorable leader, MoredanKantose, as an ally.
"They want to antagonize Indonesia"
What????
"Russia, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. Grow some balls and stand up to them, even if it means a short period of occupation and destruction in your country - we were down to one region and have come back stronger and more unified than ever."
Which nation attacked Russia? Hungary or USA? Wait... wasn't it the USA? Yep, it was! A US guy will tell Russia what to do.😃
But that's just the russian vodka talking, that I swiped from them when they occupied the US.
We have sinned in the past, White Shadow, and paid the price by getting invaded. We have a clean slate now, whether or not you believe it.
"Don't be rude, sweetheart!
Be nice to the people." > Jack's mommy to her son, 11 October 2009, 7:00 AM, before going to the high school.
"You're not a narcissist.You're just a teenager" > Jack's mommy to her son.
It was not a long time ago when you helped Croatia against us when we tried to liberate Vojvodina. When you helped Scandinavian countries against their small neighbours. US started RWs in the United Netherlands.
Well... you might have paid the price, but you are and you will be the same.🙂
You don't want to help Russia, you don't care about them and they don't care about you. You did not try to help them when the Atlantis countries occupied Russian regions. And it won't happen in the future. This article is not for Russia. This article is against PEACE.🙂
You can say or write anything but nothing will be changed. Do you know what keeps us (PEACE) together? The past, memories. We still remember what Atlantis did with the eWorld. I think you guys shouldn't try to teach us moral lesson.
Jack is not narcissistic or a teenager. He's a carnal being, and a little narcissistic, but definitely not a teenager.
If PEACE remembers what Atlantis did so vividly, why are they doing the same thing?
The only thing keeping America from righting itself is PEACE. We want to turn over a new leaf but you guys are stuck in the past. At least we're willing to change.
"the two tried multiple times to double team Croatia..." - and 11 of Croatian allies including USA, Romania, Spain and Sweden.
@ gonzo - where is Indonesia now?
@White Shadow - give up the poor pity me attitude, start saving your gold so you can buy WSR from your "friend"
@ Jack - the wisdom of the mullet never fails
"If PEACE remembers what Atlantis did so vividly, why are they doing the same thing?"
What comes around goes around. Why we attacked US? I don't know... I really don't know the reason. To show you that we can defeat you or for fun?
This game is about the war module. Other parts are not interesting. eRep is boring without big wars. And we attacked you because you asked us to come.🙂
I beleive you won'to change. You just don't have a chance to attack. It is easy to be peacuful when you can't attack.
John, I'm Hungarian, we won't buy WSR.😃
I don't see the point
First, slamx did not wrote that we should help Indonesia, in fact he wanted to question this.
Second, russians would be fool to beleive that we don't care about them, especially when an american tries to make them believe so hard 🙂
An english speaking hugarian... i dont know what is real anymore
@eVon: 😉
Well my friend Supernoob5, first, there were two english speaking hungarians who commented. Second, you couldn't prove your narrow-mindedness any better 🙂
john@ We stand right here.I'm not an indonesian IRL despite in this New World is clearly my second homeland.
@eVon:
Oops, added in another quote which illustrates exactly how you really feel (the reranking quote). You are acknowledging Indonesia's power is dwindling, so it's only a matter of time before they slip even further down your rankings list.
@Jack
Indonesia's power may be dwindling, but this rankings list makes no sense at all. If there were really a rankings list (of most important countries in OUR perspective) then our country would be the first I think. But in fact we handed Urals and North-Caucasus over to Russia, so claiming that we don't care about them is a bit harsh 🙂 And I guess the people of Hungary would endorse giving back WSR to Russia, because we did the same thing, but it has nothing to do with the power of Indonesia. I don't think we have rankings list, at least I do not have one, that is for sure 😃
"there's no reason to learn Hungarian"
Ooops I almost skipped this part... even if there would be a reason, trust me, you couldn't learn it. It is friggin hard to learn.
"It is friggin hard to learn."
I approve of this message.
But wait a minute, there is an english translation for slamx's article isn't it?
Why did you use GT?
Good point, I didn't.
Thanks for editing it for me, I wrote it in a rush.
Entirely off topic:
It's not a good idea to use GT to translate hungarian to english anyway.
We use suffixes, hundreds of them, with a lot of grammatic exeptions, and an entirely different word order than english. GT simply can't handle it, only on a very low standard. Just try it with slamx's article, I can assure you that the original translation in the article is the perfect one, just compare it to the one made by GT 😃
wat u guz r da ony 1s w/ suffixes
No we are not 🙂 But it's not just the suffixes. Anyway I don't want to turn the comments into grammatic lessons 🙂
@Jack: I don't really know. Maybe if you ask somebody you trust to translate. There is a ProTech aka Shino guy who is hungarian but "betrayed" eHungary and works for eUSA. I'm not familiar with any web-based or in fact any application that can do proper translation.
Well, given my past, many Hungarians would be unlikely to help me out much 😉. I've got no hard feelings against you guys, though, it's all in good fun.
@Jack: I know, I guess I've always known 🙂
But I can't offer you that I will do translations because even if it's just for fun, many of the people don't take it that way, I guess. It would not be proper to help the "enemy" even if I don't have hard feelings either 🙂
However that ProTech guy did in fact do a lot of translations for Chris Willson in the American Joker newspaper. You could contact one or both of them if you want 🙂