We regret to inform you...
Trenton Rendell
We regret to inform you that your shipment request of 6000 fedoras and various other funny looking hats has been accidentally shipped to a Mr. Jacobi of 24 Sussex Drive Ottawa Ontario. This problem commonly occurs when two customers seem so similar that it's difficult to distinguish one from another.
For this mistake we are obligated to instead send you the CHAM WOW!. The CHAM WOW will change of you live your life how you purchase food and work every day to how you bank with the CHAM WOWs banking system. Tired of no wars? don't you worry With the CHAM WOW you will see the end of PEACE rule in eCanada. The CHAM WOW will even walk your dog and clean up icky juice stains. Don't buy into that jbdvinius hype (It's all hype much like Spiderman 3) With the CHAM WOW you will be proud to say that you have a leader who is capable of what he's supposed to be doing 'Leading things'
So once again we apologize but in reality who can't see that the CHAM WOW is much more useful then 6000 fedoras
We can promise you this mistake will not happen again.
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Comments
😃 i like it trent!
Lol nice article Trent even though we will prove you wrong 😛.
Heh, I like this.
Vince says it cleans sh*t up real goo😛
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i love that guy 😛
Very well written!
We want more trentedora!
Trent, epic article 😛
That's so negative! 😛
Oh sorry, jb, didn't know you approve of this.
haha
The best part is that CHAM WOW will last as long as those 6000 fedoras
The Cham Wow will have you saying WOW every time.
Hahaha, that is a pretty good article!
Good luck from the CPF!
That was funny. 🙂