Zammuelism
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Katharos45
I am here today to talk about Zammuelism.
Q:What is Zammuelism?
A:Zammuelism is the belief that Zammuel is the god of all things.We focus on getting Kazakhstan into the game. Then we will help it become a strong country.Until then, we focus on getting more followers, and places such as Malaysia are our main areas of preaching.
Q:What makes Zammuelism better than the other religions?
A: Unlike most religions, we have a structure, a newspaper, a moderate amount of followers, and a forum. We are a small but friendly community of people. We are also fast growing, and get new members every other day.
Q:what are you're main beliefs?
A:1: Each of my followers may interpret me as a deity however they wish - rather as a peaceful god or one of war; it is up to them.
2: I encourage peace with heretics and mutual understanding - HOWEVER, if they themselves continue to show hostility towards the Truth, than you have my support in converting them.
3: The only land that Zammuelism looks to take is Kazakhstan, also known as Zammueland (see what I did there with the l? I am clever, am I not?). I do not encourage Zammuelists to take over others holy lands (Namely Pakistan) and encourage preaching around the UK (Namely Scotland), the Northern USA, North Korea, Canada, Ireland, Germany, and Japan. I heavily discourage preaching in the aforementioned Pakistan, Turkey, Hungary, Russia, and especially France (which is full of mutant-lizards who betrayed my father).
4: Everything I say can be interpreted as you will.
Q: How do I join?
A😒
imply PM Zammuel([url=http:////www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1423229]http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1423229[/url])and he will add you to our ranks.
Subscribe to this newspaper:http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-word-of-zammuel-189605/1
and join this forum:http://zammuelism.forumotion.net/forum.htm
PM me if you have any questions.
Thank you for you're time.
Comments
no no no no no NO
I neverever ever will partake in a little forum religion.
We have over 50 followers...
IDC...It's stupid...actually its funny simply put.
Ah well..
Hey you guys are the forum trolls1 Didnt know you guys spread this far. Hows the PIE spam being going brothers?