#Joke TWELVE
Yuri Gershwitz
Today is bad joke day! Like any other day in fact... So read this!
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, close it.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close it.
I know it is bad, that's why we like it. And that's why we VOTE FOR IT.
Comments
no vote this time ... sry !!!!
That is just terrible! I've definitely seen better ones.
I love his persistence though! 🙂
heey its only half joke...
Sorry I'm not good at english 😃
there is next of this joke
In wood have big party which of all animals isnt here? giraffe because she is in referigirator...
damn I cant remember whats happen next...
vote 🙂
bad and old 😛
Arvis-Saldus
You have to cross a river full of crocodiles. How do you do it?
Just swim across. All crocodiles are at the animal assembly.
Missed imporatnt part:
1. You ask, how you put an elephant in refridge in 3 moves
2. You ask for girafe just in 4 moves
Here is even wrose elephant joke:
1. How you kill a blue elephant?
- With blue rifle
2. How you kill a red elephant?
- You hit him untill he becomes blue, you take blue rifle and kill him.
3. How you kill yellow elephant?
- You torure him untill he is red, hit him till he's blue, you take blue rifle and kill him.
4. How you kill a black elephant?
- OMG, you idiot, black elephants do not exist! 🙂