my fourth term cabinet
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scrabman
Okay, so 3.5th term cabinet. As reported in the Official White House newspaper here is my final cabinet. (with corrections)
Vice President - Bastion
Chief of Staff - Inwegen
Secretary of State - Harrison Richardson
Deputy Secretary of State - ProggyPop
Secretary of Defense - tdwester
Deputy Secretary of Defense - loftedraptor
Secretary of Citizens' Affairs - Cerb
Secretary of Education - Tiacha
Secretary of Treasury - Hokiehigh
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff - Eugene Harlot
Secretary of Interparty Relations - Aren Perry
White House Press Secretary - mjdiv
Economic Council Chair - One Eye
Director, Welcoming Committee - ligtreb
Director, Meals on Wheels - SirEkim
Director, Ambassadorial Affairs - Huskerguy77
Deputy Director, Ambassadorial Affairs - Wade Seagrave
All are incredibly qualified and most have been doing this job for a while and are very good at it. BTW, welcome back Tiacha!
If you're interested in applying for the job of Secretary of Fun (it's actually rather important) or Secretary of Commerce, please PM Harrison Richardson with your application.
Comments
I have a question: Why is the eUSMC wasting money on tanking for Finland's attack on Latvia? "Helping the allies"?
I saw US soldiers fighting in the war between Finland and Latvia. They where fighting on the side of the opressor Finlad. They had orders to go there or the wer just went berseker because you did not start a training battle at home?
I expect all of these fine people to do their jobs and verbally assault anyone who isn't USWP.
Good luck
the only thing good about the cabinet is to see Tiacha back..
Zoli and Grakulan
get a life...
"Helping the allies" is becoming the universal justification for jumping into poorly planned adventures and spending tax-money on all sorts of activities, which actually benefit a bunch of individuals (those who do the tanking) at the expense of all others (those who might need that tax money tomorrow to protect the homeland). "Helping the allies" has evolved into the eR equivalent of "in the name of national security" - a standard cover for nontransparent decision-making and abusing public funds for personal fun and profit.
@webstartm: I have a life and I love it! I also have an eLife which I love! Jealous?! 🙂
Zoli it's called friendship you know
epic lulz
Scrabman I can see you are online 😛
So please do not try to duck my question.
Did the state fund the soldiers who went to Finland and tanked agains Latvia? For those who have not seen it in the news Finland has just conquered a region the originally belonged to Latvia.
Nice article Scrab.
Boy there sure is a lot of PEACE riffraff in here today. It's starting to smell like BS in here.
Hi Zoli and Grakulan.
You fogot to mention the article of Glados and the intent to attack the USA on the 15th 😛
If I am not mistaken only one US president had more than 2 terms. He and Saddam. You are a dictator. You work on nucular weapons.
Glados for President of the USA!
@Zoli - It was a very good and entertaining read. I would love for Glados to attack us. Less money we have to spend on moving tickets and the cost of the wargames. Galdos would get clown stomped.
@ Rhadozooz: so friendship is cheating one's voters by wasting their money on things from which they have no benefit?! Then eAmerica has a long history of "friendship" with Romania and other ex-ATLANTIS members 🙂
@ Zoli: when is Hungary going to give Ukraine back to the Ukrainians and the Russian regions in its possesion to Russia?
I don't know why, but I suspect that Zoli means hypocrite in Hungarian.
Best of luck to the new cabinet. Do us proud.
Folks, Never mind Grakulan He is a World wide Peace troll, and Propaganda wonk like our buddy GLadDos is. Man this guy is everywhere World wide. I have heard in some foreign circles it is a complement to have him focused on your article because you know somehow you are pissing off Peace!
loft 😉
Congrats and best of luck to the new cabinet!
At Zoli :
What what was a Big Bad Hun Field Marshal Doing there?
HeHe,
loft
@ Zoli and Grakulan - leave you are not wanted here. Just because our articles are better written, with better syntax, and are funnier doesn't mean you need to troll them. We do not spend all day mob commenting on your articles. Why? Because we don't give an F what you say because if it's anything like what you write in your comments, then it is Grade A Bullshit straight outta your @ss.
Glad to be back, Mr. President.
johnpauljones - you are not reading our press because you do not understand it. You probably do not know any other syntax than English. Soon you will have to learn Spanish but until then you are stuck only to English.
Grak & Zoli,
Wow, ridiculous, unfounded accusations that are completely off-topic. No wonder you're both considered trolls with zero credibility. Only a handful of Marines participated in that battle, and at least one fought for Latvia. Obviously, this was not an official operation. The president is not obligated to account for the financing of every soldier or Marine who travels abroad for combat experience. Besides, how the US chooses to spend our military budget is absolutely none of your business. You know, if you're going to propagandize our media, you could at least do it well. This is just pathetic.
Back on topic. Grats to the new cabinet, especially Bastion and loft. It's nice to see the MI so well represented.
fail
Zoli - I don't read your press because if I wanted to see bullshit, I'd go to a farm.
@Korin Dethanos - I just asked if they are backed by the Governement or not. Yes or No from Scrabman would be more than enough.
@Dreadnuts The Mighty - Crall back to your hole. If you cannot participate in a conversation without insulting others better stay away from it.
Zoli-
You're off-topic. There is nothing to indicate that they were operating in any official capacity, and it's none of your business.
Scrabs doesn't owe anyone an answer on this, least of all an enemy troll like you. Crawl back under your bridge.
Congrats to all Cabinet members - looks like an outstanding team!
@Nick Everdale - lighten up man, less than half the cabinet is USWP.
Excellent team, Mr. President!
I also find it hilarious that Peace members are complaining about the war in latvia when it's sanctioned by Peace because of the return of moscow to russia in return for finland taking the latvian high grain region...
OK, people, I'll come clean - I like to ask inconvenient questions to your President because I enjoy the sight of all of you readily denouncing your right to care and know what exactly your government does with your money and your country.
Sorry, it's just so funny when you all start bleating in chorus "Peeeeace is baaaaaad ... " that I can't help provoking you to bleat for me now and then 🙂
@ Syndonomous Kain: That's a deal certain eRussian politicians made and they are getting plenty of flak for it. I myself was unpleasantly surprised to hear about this arrangement because I armed and sent volunteers to Estonia at my own expense to fight for Latvian freedom.
Nice to see Scrabman putting even more USWP power into his kingdom. At least this last election wasnt tainted by flown in voters from Romania that were there at the states expense to fix an election.
The only good thing is that someone who left has returned.
Other than that, its Scrabman stroking his ego and preparing for the USWP PTO next congressional elections.
I just found a piece of nasty PEACE propaganda, guess who the author is:
"A number of nations , but especially the eUS, fall victim to uninformed citizen syndrome. Too often in the eUS citizens do not know what is going on, they ask simple questions like why are the Irish attacking Rhode Island? Or what is PEACE? These kind of problems have to addressed by a new alliance. We need a clearly defined structure for disseminating adaquete information and news to the average joe. PEACE has clearly shown that an informed populace equals a powerful populace, and a new alliance must follow suit."
Such dissenters should be banished for eLife from the eUSA to eGuantanamo! As Guy De Montag instructs the eAmericans in his article (can be found here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/newspeak-news-presents-the-destiny-manifesto-issue-1-823619/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/news[..]/1/20 ) :
"Please limit your social interactions with other citizens to the following categories:
-The greatness of scrabman
-The superior elife of eAmericans
-Hatred for PEACE and its vassal states
-The abundance of superior food, shelter, and weaponry in eAmerica"
Great cabinet.
I see a lot of familiar names that make me confident the US is set to take on any challenges in the next month.
Especially great to see Tiacha back.
But one question: is it really true that Richard Harrison once said he had unique qualifications for his post because he is an Hispanic female?
j/k 😉
Jon Barack Bluejacket
Grak-
Are you really that dense? It wasn't an inconvenient question. It was a groundless accusation. No one denounced our right to know. I asserted the president's right to ignore a groundless accusation from a known enemy agent.
As for "PEACE is bad." That's absolutely hilarious coming from you, Mr. "eGenocide" & "imperialist". Get a new shtick, please. Good or bad, you're the guy on the other end of the gun.
No one is going to confuse a valid criticism from one of our own with the inane dreck spewed forth by you and your ilk. Your barking up the wrong tree there.
As for Guy's comments, anyone with more than two functioning brain cells can tell that was tongue in cheek. We are an enation filled with dissenting opinions. We pride ourselves on it, and in many circles, it's consider to be "the highest form of patriotism."
The more I see your comments, the more they reek of failure. You, sir, are laughable at best.
@ Korin, DeNial is not a river in Africa 🙂
Regarding Guy's 1984-themed newspaper and article - it's obvious he wrote it meaning to be ironic and witty, but from the self-censorship and the mechanical slogan-shouting seen in the eUSA media I get the feeling he might as well have been dead serious.
The stench of failure is not coming from me. Maybe it's the smell of FAILANTIS coming from that eRomanian guy with the Dacian avatar. Or maybe it's just what the air smells like in eUSA after fail invasion of eCanada, fail invasion of eFrance, fail invasion of ePortugal, fail invasion of eMexico, fail invasion of eRussia ... 🙂
Grak-
See, there ya go. I knew you could do better. I mean the first part is kinda meh, like 'wtf is he talking about?', but that last paragraph, that's how you troll.
Sure, I wasn't around for the first three, and we all knew Russia was a bit of a longshot, but still good stuff. Way better than your usual material.
Know what's funny? Most of you who posted under this article consider yourselves to be involved and informed eCitizens. Yet when I asked what the eUSMC is doing tanking against Latvia most of you were caught by surprise - you had no effing idea this was happening. And what was your reaction? You felt something was wrong, but rather than investigating you spontaneously tried to cover it up, you started making up excuses - "nothing to see here, move on, you PEACE troll".
This is the kind of uninformed trust and devotion I like to create in opponent nations! eDemocracy is not for the obedient conformists and the lazy 🙂
If I didn't enjoy doing it so much I'd ask your Presidents for consultant pay for instilling obedience and orthodoxy in the herd 🙂
See, Grak. You went right back to the same old weak-ass material. I knew that the commandant and some other Marines had fought in Latvia on their own dime. It's common knowledge. Harlot openly stated that he had fought in Latvia last night. It's been openly discussed among our military, and frankly, I don't see anything wrong with it whatsoever. If I hadn't investigated it, how did I know that at least one Marine had fought for Latvia?
As for those who dismissed your accusations without looking into them, it wasn't out of "trust and devotion"; it was simply that you have no credibility.
At Grakulan! "If I didn't enjoy doing it so much"
Everybody can tell you love your Job!
loft 😛
@ loftedraptor: It's not a job, because nobody appointed me and nobody is paying me. It's a calling 🙂
@ Korin: That means I can say something which is true and the prejudiced likes of you will automatically assume it's a lie?! Just think about the possibilities this creates 🙂
@Relorian
Tough talk for someone in Singapore
I feel hopeful.
Time will tell....
@Grak
Did you ever think we trust our government, so if they want to tank, so be it.
Secondly tanking doesn't have to be financed by the eUSA. Individuals can be financing themselves. Now shove it.
That's right - trust your government unquestioningly, that's what eDemocracy is all about! And whenever something looks out of order don't bother looking into it - just rationalize 🙂