Once again, I tell a familiar tale
Ragnarokz
Indeed I do.
So gather hither my children, it's time for me to tell you just how pathetic our enemies are. For once again, they, the foreign Imperialist Capitalist dogs, try to suppress us!
Us, the righteous Sons and Daughters of China! They attempt to seize our destiny, our future, our Greater China!
The Glorious Leader weeps tears of pure fury for this Grand Travesty! This Betrayal against True People's Democracy!
They will try and destroy us! They will wage war against us! But we will Prevail against their tyranny! We will sail on their gross ineptitude!
So awake proud Children of the Glorious Leader! Remember Korea! Remember China! Remember Mexico! Remember Turkey! Remember Greece! Remember all those who tried to destroy us!
We shall Prevail against all of them!
Death to the Foreign Barbarian Tyrants!
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Death to the barbarians! Long live Glorious Leader! Peace, Land, Juche!
Hail Glorious Leader!
Glorious Leader, HAIL!
*cough cough* ya guys know that all that the DPRK's policies were stolen from the Chinese goverment and then screwed up by Dear Leader?
LIES! The Glorious Leader planted those ideas within the Chinese government so that his followers would see the glory of his will on a grand scale. However the Chinese failed to live up to his expectations and sent the Juche from Korea to reclaim China and bring under the banner of his Gloriousness.