Industrious Advice for Serious Voters
Torgo
China needs serious leadership that would never miss out on an important vote. The people deserve no less in return for their trust.
Torgo is one of those role models.
Torgo has congressional experience; Torgo has many hard worker medals.
Torgo savors crispy bacon for breakfast and hot dogs for dinner. No part of the pig-dog is wasted.
Work hard, play hard, vote hard.
VOTE JUCHE BOX
VOTE TORGO!
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I, for one, support Torgo
Torgo has wasted many pigdogs, despite his modesty. We love him for his skill with Uzi and Thesaurus, both are weapons against the pigdog.
WTF is the pigdog?
Vote for Torgo. I shared many months with Torgo in Austria, and I can tell you that you will not find a more decent soul in this game.
I am interested in voting for Torgo, But will Torgo share the wealth of Pigdogs with the unfortunate such as the Orphans of the recent and very tragic breadmine collapse? What is Torgo's stance on building monuments to the Glorious Leader? Will Torgo dedicate funds to Alliance of Sanctified Statuary For All Glorious Situations?
I lost a sister and a sister and a brother and three pigdogs in the breadmine collapse help me torgo
Torgo knows has what it takes to bring Shandong and our nation into the future!
Torgo vigourously advocates for new policies to burn out deadwood and antisocial trends. Many funds will go for example to Perfectly Engineer a New Industrial Society.
Election Day will become know as a national day of festival and feasting, where all hard-working peasants shall enjoy all they can eat of roasted Pig-Dog.
Although we sorrow greatly for lost family in daily wars of capitalist aggression, we are all common family in the Great Endeavour. Let us shout our traditional cries of Hurf, Durf and Wom as we purge the profiteering oppressors.
Glorious Overthrow Of Nogoodniks!