WE WELCOME YOU AGAIN TO XINJIANG! REALLY, FOR THE SECOND TIME, PLZ COME!
Elros Elrond
ARE YOU STRESSED AND FEARFUL? COME TO XINJIANG FOR A PEACE IN MIND!
Dear Romanians,
From Karakorum
On behalf of our Ministry of Tour, Sports, and Joyful Fun, we welcome your contingents to Xinjiang!
WE BIT OF REALIZE YOU DIDN'T COME LAST MONTH, AND INSTEAD WE TAKE WSR.... BUT AFTERWARDS WE SWAPPED WSR AGAIN BACK TO YOU.
NOW, THE TOURISM SEASON HAD COME AGAIN!
WE WELCOME YOU TO XINJIANG!
A bit information for our kindly neighbor,
Xinjiang is the largest political subdivision of INDONESIA — it accounts for more than A TINY BIT OF INDONESIAN territory. It is divided into two basins by Mount Tianshan. Dzungarian Basin is in the north, and Tarim Basin is in the south.
Xinjiang's lowest point is the Turfan Depression, 155 metres below sea level where Benn Dover was last seen after this lottery crashed and all players won 117 Gold. It is also speculated that the ghosts of those who used FAKE GOLD died lonely here!
Its highest peak, K2, is 8611 metres above sea level, on the border with Kashmir. Of course, we never forgot to mention that the Three Cups of Tea by eGreg eMortenson, is now on sale and sponsored by INDONESIAN GOVERNMENT as well.
Manual instructions:
1. After you come in here, please check in our five star hotel in Urumqi.
2. Get a nice hotel and admire our Q5 Fortress, a lively city of 1000 people, and also a beautiful ONDEL Hospital.
3. Go to Lake Tianqi
and throw a coin to the lake. Then gatotkaca will come out and sai😛
"DO YOU THROW THIS FILTHY GUTLESS RON OR THIS FINE COURAGEOUS IDR?"
We suggest you to say you throw "FINE IDR" or you'll find yourself turned into a slab of FILTHY RON... Not that RON is exchangeable here, so you are actually insulting Gatotkaca by throwing rubbish in his lake...
We recommend you to also take picture with our lovely mascot and our best guide of the month, he is so popular to both men and women alike.
So, what are you waiting for?
Come at Urumqi, get a sip of tuak, get a bowl of beras ketan and some tempeh goreng.
While we decide,
While the world watch in suspense,
We shall determine which president's moustache is the best!
Thank you for your coming, enjoy your stay and please do welcome our "tourists" as well 😃
Ministry of Sure Winner and Great Smiley
Wander Xinjiang Howard
TO OUR MAGYAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS,
I HAVE GREAT FAITH THAT YOU WILL ALL SUBSCRIBE AS YOU HAD DONE TO WANDER HOWARD'S CROW GUARDIANS.
TOMORROW WILL BE HARD BATTLE
😃
LET'S ENJOY IT TO THE FULLEST
😃
Comments
Get lost, you're boring 🙂
remember WSR ???
Fun of pathetic!
Dear Hungarians vote this item! For that exist only in this game! To vote and to fight will require Indo brothers! 😁
Polonia atacata de Ungaria.. intr-un sfarsit.
da mai termina-te odata cu indonezia ta cu tot si cu ungaria.
roboman
Spam.
m-ai plictisit cu eIndonezia ta...
Wander Howard. Please stop printing such articles.There are people here that have never seen indonesia before.These people,while reading your paper might say,what a bad bunch of stupid people,this country is full of narrow minded idiots.I have indonesians on my friends list.Please change your words.Instead of Romanians,say romanian goverment,romanian leadership.Hekkat insulted romanins as well.We all know what happened to him.We do not need extremists in this game.So please go away.You are hurting your own people.
Shut up .
Remember WSR ..sour LOOSERS.
@Elros Elrond - pathetic and boring !
Tarded.
hahahahahha why are you guys so mad
food q2 3 ron 🙂
voted and subscribed 🙂
Are you urging people to throw IDR in a lake because currencies of non-existent countries are worthless anyway?
csata lesz? alig várom!
cheap weapons!!!
1 q1 weapon = 1 gold
only for my Romanian friends