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Chezmeister
huzzah! no trivia! hehe...
'when i die, i want to die peacfully, like my grandpa: in my sleep. not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
Notice!!!
i will be holding a contest of who ever can give me the best quote, i will give 20 usd. (i know not much, but take it or leave it)
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"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf."
"If the gods would punish us, they would answer our prayers."
Why so serious?
Pride
Power
Pakistan
Amirite?
That which does not kill you delays the inevitable.
General George S. Patton:
"Lead me, follow me, or get the hell out of my way!"
"Let us think the unthinkable. Let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Quotes--
Best Pickup line: "Excuse me, does this rag smell like cholroform to you?"
Best Rock n Roll quote: "You can't always get want you want, but if you try ... you get what you need."
Best life advice: "Seek the Joy of being Alive"
Is Mass out? No, but your hat is on crooked.
Three Quotes:
"Welcome to America, we speak American here!"
"Be nice to America, or we will bring Democracy to your country!"
Best Joke Ever: "Woman's Rights"
The Dark Night...
"I'm gonna make this pencil disappear."
Stephen Colbet (I Am America...)
"Green means go, red means stop, purple means Wednesday. I'm very firm on that one."
BTW, I nominate Jason's "best to keep you mouth shut...", if not my own.
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"Blessed are the cheesemakers."