Evil French Magicians Make Lower Normandy Disapear!
Bob Boblo
Outrage plagued the UK today, as a group of evil French magicians called 'The French Military' used some sort of dark magic to steal Lower Normandy from eUK and our vastly superior military.
How dare they do this! We invaded them in a totally unjustified, imperial attack and this is how they treat us! The French must have garlic on their brain.
What makes this really bad, is that they are obviously cowards, after all they are French. And if you need more evidence, than how about this? They launched a brilliant counter-offensive in the face of obliteration. Ha! What are they, surrender monkeys?
I say we stick it to them.
They are imperialists, lets invade them for no reason!
Comments
lol i love your stupidness
PEACEgc shall prevail
Brilliant!
Love the light headed approach
lol you are very funny 😁
Heh. I saw about 4 Frenchmen actually fight.
Must be nice to have free APP's...
Warning: The Empire shall Strike Back.
I'm surprised, that was moderately funny.
Genius article.
It's funny because its true.
bob I extimate you!
4 frenchmen ? We all are french.
omg they are trying a new tactic! UK wanna kill us all by laughing!
Hey, go back to the sea MR. BEAN......
Dinner in London ?? why not...!
britains return in the forest
we shall kill the frogs as if they were mice
I giggled.
lol? none of this makes any sence😛 the french cant fight us..and dont use magic =-p otherwise we would all be frogs legs atm Oo
Excellent post : D
Bob another excellent newspaper that for some reason PEACE cant see as a joke 😛 Their reactions make it even funnier 😛
IF IT WASNT FOR UR ALLIES WE WOULD MOST PROBLY BE IN PARIS
FRENCH WILL NEVER HAVE A MILTARY LIKE THE BRITION
AND IF IT WASN'T FOR THE CAPSLOCK YOU WOULD BE TALKING IN LOWERCASE LETTERS NOW.
I lol'd.
Connor has a point though, just look at the damage difference between UK and France. Hahaha.
Well, do you keep attacking when you see the battle has already be won?
Bob Boblo, you genius. Very funny and true.
Hahaha This time William Wallace Comes from France hehehe... Damn fools!!
if there werent USA, Sweden, Spain and Romania u dont move from your island
french has fought on 5 fronts, instead you are only losing about 1 only front
9143 total fights
316247 total damage
this are total damage and fights of french in this war... also looking at the numbers you are the worst
we'll make belgium dispear aswell
No we won't
and the rest of the eUK soon 🙂
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