swiss news: day 4800 +tef's coup!
chris jonadicus
Dear swiss people and friends, hello.
As a new day started, i saw that today its day 4,800!!!
and how cool it is that its day 4,800 of erepublik, for it means that in just 200 days, erepublik will be 5,000 days off!
(and im hoping that it will have a cool medal for it, like it did for the days 3,000 and 4,000 respectively....)
(for the record, i've learned that whoever had bought a military mini-pack from the erepublik shop on day 2,500, they would've earned a special medal and a mention of this heroic fact for the day 2,500.
if only i knew it back then... oh well!)
But i digress. many good things happened today, on the day 4,800, and one very funny thing too:
the good things were:
-our friend, bomboo, just reached lvl 400 today! (congrats bomboo!)
-bomboo also got the aircraft rank of Group captain* in his profile.
(another round of congrats, bomboo!!)
but you might ask me, whats the funny thing that happened today, chris?
well, mr tef1, the local traitor and completely silly spammer of e-switzerland, this guy just materialized his long-standing threat : he attempted a coup VS e-switzerland with his MU group.
''but chris, a military group against an e-country isnt funny! why do you say that?''
someone would say to me...
well, i agree with you, but i only say it because its a completely safe situation.
unlike the horrors of the old invasions and the PTO's made by the e-slovenians, or the e-romanians and their MU nemesis (which actually ahrmed our e-country and atttacked us in large masses), THIS case, is just tef1 declaring a coup VS e-switzerland, 1 man VS all the rest of us in here.
so, as you can see, tef1 wasted 1 million CC's of his OWN currency in order to stage a coup, and a failed one at that.
an one man coup, if you can believe it.
so, in that way, it is quite funny.
for tef1 is a traitor, a liar, and a failure, and as expected, he tried to betray us again, he attempted to overtake our e-country, and he failed again, while wasting 1 million CC's in the process.
so, i do find it funny.
link of tef1's coup attempt VS e-switzerland :
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield-new/334629
link of tef1's declaration of starting a coup VS e-switzerland :
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/833-242-2728826
and a link to his CURRENT declaration of a coup VS e-switzerland :
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/support-the-civil-war--2728867
he asks us to support his military coup VS our e-country.
but we will kick his butt, and he will lose again, as he always does.
for tef1 the traitor,
tef1 the failure,
will always fail,
and he will look silly no matter what,
to no avail...
we will all defeat tef1 today!
i have already scored 6,5 million damage in the war VS tef1....
his coup will fail, and he will go back home crying.
what a funny day!
plz let me know your thoughts and opinions in the comments section, and please comment/vote/endorse+subscribe to my newspaper.
as for subscriptions: plz subscribe to my newspaper+ tell it to other people too...
(i sub for subs, so lets help eachother to reach the 1000+ subs achievement!)
until then,
-chris j. swiss player.
Comments
I am a troll not a soldier Chris. I already won.You wasted energy on a coup VS other missions. That was my goal.
you tried to take over our e-country with a coup, using your MU and 1 million CC's.
you've lost the war, your coup will fail, and you wasted 1 million of your CC's for nothing.
it seems to me that you have failed once again, teffy!
keep failing,
keep making us laugh.
The objective was to get an attention, You wrote an article about it and spam my article. Mission accomplished. No failure in my part.
The PTOer tef1 an american spy in our country failed.
Good job guys 🙂
Failed? You had to waste energy and resources to win. I only did one hit against eSwiss. Hence I win. I am smart enough not to waste my energy. As for the 1 million, low IQ people gave it to me including people who donate 100s in my silly articles.
Greetings Switzerland!
https://youtu.be/52dBhbPLm3c
How the hell are ya?
If you don't know me, it's probably just as well. lol
Contacted lviz Fer to offer my services but he said you had it covered.
At least tef writes fun articles. The comments always crack me up.
Toodles!
I am also the eWorld's greatest Commander.
https://youtu.be/3RC69keaDGo
I dont like it. I love it. Thanks dude.
@dillpickl : hello dillpickl, ofcourse i remember you!
werent you in e-switzerland many years ago?
thank you for your kind words on my newspaper...
also yes, tef1's silly articles and the comments war below them is always the best part.
tef1's failures are hilarious
I am the most successful funny clown ever.
👀 jonadicus
Please take him to his native land. I beg you.
IT IS IN THE FAVORITE SIDE OF HIS HEART. OF COURSE THIS HEART HAS TWO PARTS THAT INCLUDES ONLY LOVE.
I cant even comprehend the nonsense. No worries. Anyways, yes or no, areyou taking Chris to eGreece?
always depends on his will, but I do not find the reason to deprive you of such a remarkable member of your society.
I insist, take him. Your glorious eNation needs him more. He is a native too.
GOOD MORNING
I see you have time and money for the game
maybe you should redeem his decision.
I rather not.
@vanzel : hello vanzel, whats up?
i hope that you liked my article.
o7
thank you
Chris........... tef loves your attentions.
Yes I do.
@rican : tef1's stupidity amuses me.
and how he always fails at everything.
I am like a very smart person.
Unbelievable that tef1 managed to gather 1 million and blow it all on a coup. I always felt he was trolling or bluffing though. Sidnt actually expect a coup to be started by tef1.What a waste, unless they people going for BH compensated tef1 with gold. Theres so many new players in Switzerland who could utilise that 1 million in so many different ways like upgrade Training grounds, buy or upgrade companies or MUs could use it for supplies. Tef1 next time make prudent decisions.
I am willing to help my friends but everyone hates me for no reason.
Many ways to use a million, instead of an useless coup.
hard to be nice when everyone attacks you for no reason.
@coron : its amazing, isnt it?
tef1 didnt just gathered 1 million CC's...
he wasted them in an one man-war VS the rest of us!
it goes to show us how tef1 fails every time.
It took you all 8 hours to end this hence I win.I was all alone in it.
it would be nice if on day 5000 there is an event with medals and goodies too.
@george : i agree my friend!
o7
thank you!