Alcoholic for CP
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Sir Humphrey Appleby
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Alright lads o/,
Again a comparatively short one - not sure where you are but it’s still too humid for any reasonable Brit to live at the moment
I’m proud to announce I have the support of the Social Awareness Party and now the Unity Party; no doubt to make up for my own personal deficit…
After reading and enjoying Ludgate’s recent contribution to the discussion I safely assessed that policy could likewise be left til later.
I thus hope you don’t mind if I amalgamate his two sections primarily focused on you, for easier reading:-
But first - a brief introduction for those that I’ve never had a chat with. I’m a stark raving skitzophrenic with a machete, here to steal your firstborn lass as part of a new inclusive tax reform.
This was already initiated in my current term as Governor so there’s no way of getting out of it.
If you care beyond this you can prod a few of the oldfags who can tell you extensively about all the other 7 disasters I was elected for as well.
Now onto you.
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To any PCP watching...
I know it’s not a popular topic but this habit of not doing anything has been a convenient excuse to do nothing bar sensitives for too long. Huey did the absolute best he could since Feb with his people’s cabinet and it was depressing being the only one to stay on.
Sambo had a punt this month after his own successful ATO-led election but also quickly burnt out when faced with the seriousness of our situation. It is a genuine existential crisis that a few of us knew would come knocking one day and have little individual willpower to attempt to confront.
And the depth of it is, as Ludgate himself posted, meriting a personal bet on around 6 days before blowing or giving up. And I think at least a few of us can be honest about how far down the gutter we’ve drifted to get to this point of actively needing a wipe
I'm not going to actively attack Ludgate other than I don't see his constructive way out of this mess - other than to redouble on a scorched earth policy that is quickly running out of earth. On the contrary, my solution is to ram the responsibility of community back down your unwilling throats and see what happens
You can soil yourself as much as you like - and I expect a lot of no replies by you lazy undeserving bastards. It's worth a punt
But if we’re going to make this f*****g community worth it then you’ll be pulling the line as much as the next lad, or standing quietly in the corner making the necessary witty criticisms along the way
Cheers/Apologies
Appleby o/
Comments
Please don't run Apples. You do more harm than good when you run and go MIA halfway through your term
what a failed multi you turned out to be Dave!
seriously when you coming back to the eUK bro
When I sell my account to a brit xD
always a dram and a smoke waiting for you in the usual place...
Good to know mate. Ducking can't believe AJ is still alive
I expect he's a living metaphor for the rats leaving a ship before it sinks...
must've been through at least 400 accounts now
@humphrey: who is this AJ fellow?
Good luck!
cheers aim 🙂 - despite hostilities nice to see you and a few others in Ire still kicking (us) 😛
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I have gone into exile in preparation for this
I hear the Maldives are good this time of month
I took a wrong turn and ended up in Canada. Drink and eRep dont mix too well...
we have a semi-legitimate AA round the corner if you can find your way back...
I'm with the RAC, far classier outfit. Last time I called the AA about an accident they told me to surrender my licence.
The AA and RAC can't hold a candle to the NSDAP, they turn up and beat your car with a rubber hose until it starts running again, if you have an accident they send the other guy to the Russian front, oh and they have heavy artillery.
Horice ☠
Thanks for your support,Good Luck.
vote
Thanks for letting us know o7
Nah
you'll always be in my heart
and I keep forgetting that ******* particular emoji itself, in the spirit of love, deletes the rest of the sodding post
Good luck my barbarian British friend.
*lecture on classics including origins of term 'barbarian' in greek here*
*post traumatic twat syndrome afterwards*
Right on the money.
A tenner on Ludders!
A tenner please!
Happy to endorse you for £100, now don't spend it all in one corner shop
https://youtu.be/k5gQ_rruDmc
Good luck mate!
Seems reasonable
Like the offering for PCP
V + C
Nice
Great piece, definitely have my vote...
good to know, that you are trying to keep the e-UK's community organized and alive.
keep up the good work!
nice article.