The most useless contest about most useless feature
AunsxOM
Greetings!
Today I was thinking, what is the most useless thing in this useless game, and after five hour soul searching I was able to narrow down the results I found to just one single thing. And to my surprise, it was not Lordsrbin.
At the moment (in my opinion, so it can`t be wrong) it is New Citizen Message law. When was the last time someone updated it, let alone read it? Exactly.
So to honor our fallen comrade who has served well but also has been abused as hell, I am organizing a contest. The rules are simple:
1. You must write in comments a New Citizen Message that you would like all new players to see.
“Hey, c***, stop making multies” will not be accepted, due to the fact that administrating multiple citizen accounts is prohibited via eRepublik Laws and thus it is impossible that someone can do that.
The prize pool at the moment is 90 000cc, and it will be split like this:
- Top three most voted comments each will get 15 000 cc
- My top three favorite comments will each get 15 000 cc
Donations for additional prizes are welcome.
Thank you for your attention and good luck in the contest.
Yours, sincerely
Minister of Useless Affairs
AunsxOM
Prize pool increases:
You have accepted 50000.00 LVL from hafhaf.
You have accepted 1069.00 LVL from goLdeNNN.
You have accepted 10000.00 LVL from rainy sunday.
You have accepted 6666.66 LVL from draivis.
You have accepted 100000.00 LVL from Rokenrols.
You have accepted 7777.77 LVL from Meksis.
You have accepted 6969.00 LVL from Lordsrbin.
You have accepted 100000.00 LVL from UkrainianGuerrilla.
You have accepted 10010.00 LVL from BastovanSurcinski.
You have accepted 1979.86 LVL from Euea.
UPDATE
Prize pool will be split accordingly:
- 5 most voted comments each will receive 40 000cc
- my favorite 5 comments will receive 40 000cc
New comments can be made until D4201 02:00 eRepublik time
Voting will close at D4201 12:00 eRepublik time
Comments
delete your browser history
😃
Leave at once, or be prepared to waste your life
MPPs are more useless. They actually cost money to be signed and serve no purpose in the present state of the game.
“Hey, c***, stop making multies” will not be accepted, due to the fact that administrating multiple citizen accounts is prohibited via eRepublik Laws and thus it is impossible that someone can do that.
LOL 😃
my 50 000 CC for this contest i will send
The best new citizen messages are often deleted and their proponents banned, e.g. the current CP of Spain:
https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1235208
"Oh no, not you again."
for the enemies i would suggest:
"don't even think of joining until goLdeNNN leaves this game.."
I forgot to contribute towards the rewards, take some stolen cc
You have successfully donated 1069 MKD. If the user accepts, the amount will appear shortly in the citizen account.
BACK! GO BACK BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR LIFE!
and your euros.. but hey, if you join us, you will get a time waster for only 50eur per month...
We have waited so long to have you among us. At last, the time has come. We are most delightfully welcoming you to join us today!
Here it is. 🙂
RUN AWAY!
SEERIOUSLY RUN NOW.
stop right there. close this tab at once. it's a waste of time to even fini
For this they have a very nice temp ban 😃
"Welcome coordinated friend"
Welcome to eRepublik!
Since it's impossible to catch up with anyone in ground, fight only in Air battles!
Save up all your golds to build perception grounds, they're coming soon. Make sure you get active and candidate for mayor's elections, run your town and manage your local taxes! Also, whenever you see Combat order in a battle take it, that's how you'll earn the money much faster!
Before investing in Q1 air companies make sure you have enough raw material for it. Fight for your allies. It's easy to choose from 120 battles ongoing right now.
Also, make sure you save all of the money earned because that's gonna worth a lot in the near future!
xD
Sounds right to me o/
100% legit!
What I do here😃
do not use your main email and choose difficult password for playing this game.. seriously..
marketplace link to get reasonable account
link to cheap server hosts
subscribe to piwdipi!
A pleasure to see a fellow 9 year old doing his part!
Though Pewds said that this meme is now should rather be considered dead )
Subscribe to T series
Ahahahah 😃
v + sub 472
Welcome to Erepublik - currently the most useless and boring game out there. Voted by you as your opinion matters!
Here we fight, we conquer, we loose, but we never give up... give up hope that this game will get better someday.
So sit tight, click fast. Faster you close this game the better!
You have successfully donated 100000 LVL. If the user accepts, the amount will appear shortly in the citizen account.
"Don't spend RL money here, Pluto will give a damn about this game. Take a coffee and join in ePolitics. Little summary for learning to play:
- Pertamax
- VISA
- I leave this game"
[Skyrim opening scene]
Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that
thief over there.
Me: We're all brothers and sisters in binds now
Plato: Shut up back there!
lol
Eh!
You know what ?
It's not because you have no imagination, no ehistory
that New Citizen Message law is useless...
In Cyprus it has a meaning
we're proud of it
and I masturbate my heart
each time I contemplate it
kthxbye
may the odds be ever in your favor!
because you'll be always hungry,
poor and weak
so, scream always for help in everything
🙂
Dear citizen, welcome to eRepublik!
Since 2004 we stopped caring for this game.
Just collect money from packs and make new games for mobile deivces.
Please don't create multies and buy packs for more games in android.
Thank you,
eRepublik team.
Copyright © 2007-2014 eRepublik (RIP)
Copyright © 2014-2019 new games in android.
**Don't steal BHs from others. We have many 50 years old men who cry for 5 gold.
You might as well just quit. You'll never catch up to Han Solo.
spain actually changed the message twice this month, both presidents temp banned lol
I dont give a FXXcK 😉
N..
"Khere is an old phuck"
Welcome to eRepublik!
Now, please delete this account and make a new one under this referral link: https://www.erepublik.com/en/referrer/Legica101
The next step will be to donate all your proceeds (golds, cc, food, weapons), once they accumulate, to this account: https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/2095036
Enjoy the game!
Yours, for teh lulz,
Legica101
I go with new msg in Spain, "Game over in 4 days, Close the door and don´t come back"
If I actually make that happen?
Do I get extra points?
Voted
I win cc?
Run you fools!
Hello my friend. And welcome to Eastern Europe where safety is not priority.
OR:
Hello my friend. And welcome to Plato teritory where Mastercard is priority.
Stay a while and listen.
This game is not what you think. Leave while you can.