Warning from Turkish President - eTr Baskanindan Uyari
Walpole
Hey Bulgurs!
How are you? I am fine, thanks. XD
Unfortunately, inner-communal fight that you are waging among yourselves continue to disturb the broader community across the empire as well as the whole world.
Troubling reports about the extent and degree of ferocity of your fights continue to flow into information desk of our newspaper.
https://www.erepublik.com/tr/article/-1344-2659674/1/20
https://www.erepublik.com/tr/article/-1344-2659703/1/20
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-1344-2659663/1/20
Among those, the words of naughty boy "Mas que un club" were particularly nasty:
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/justice-and-equal-rights-for-ebulgurian-people--2659654/1/20
Perhaps, the most meaningful demand was phrased in the Bulgur forum:
I too am curious about where those 22 Bulgur parliamentarians are?
Nevertheless. Degree of chaos and nastiness among Bulgurs seems disturbed Turkish president as well.
His office published a second presidential decree addressing his Bulgur subjects.
This newspaper of yours feel duty-bound to convey his Excellency's message to you
Here it is:
English Text for Google Translate:
Oh our beloved subjects residing in former lands Bulguria!
Oh impertinent and willful children of our empire!
Alas, the word reached to our ears once again that you have not listened our kind words of wisdom inscribed in our previous decree.
You Bulgurs choose to continue to fight like cats and dogs among yourselves
That makes us mad!
Behold! We are your sovereign lord and we intend to establish tranquility in our dominions
We beseech you Bulgurs to stop doing naughty things to your Bulgur brethren!
If you don’t, We will descend upon thee to pull your ears and spank your buttocks!
Cease and desist this monstrosity once and for all, and live in peace.
Or face the might and fury of your sovereign lord who is determined to teach you how to behave.
Signe
😛Deliormanli
Lingua Franca Version:
Ey Bulgur’un eski topraklarinda ikamet etmekte olan sevgili tebamiz!
Ey imparatorlugumuzun edepsiz ve hasari evlatlari.
Ne yazik ki, bizim bir onceki genelgemizde soyledigimiz iyilik dolu bilge sozlerimizi dinlememekte israr ettiginiz bilgisi bize ulastirilmistir.
Siz Bulgurlar kendi aranizda kediler ve kopekler gibi kavga etmekte israrcisiniz.
Bu durum bizim sabrimizin tasmasina neden olmustur.
Bilin ki, sizin hukumdariniz olarak mutlak irademiz hakimiyetimiz altindaki tum topraklarda baris ve sukuneti tesis etmektir.
Siz Bulgurlar’dan Bulgur kardeslerinize ochelik yapmayi birakmanizi bir kez daha talep ediyoruz.
Eger durmazsaniz, tepenize inip kulaginizi cekmeyi, poponuza pat pat vurmayi da biliriz.
Bu edepsizligi derhal durdurun ve bitirin. Ve baris icinde yasayin.
Aksi takdirde, sizi terbiye etmeye kararli hukumdarinizin azameti ve hiddetiyle yuzlesmeye hazir olun.
Imza: Deliormanli
Best Regards,
Walpole.
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1 kayseriliden beklenmeyecek bir bonkörlük, respect !!1 xd
Laf mi carpiyon bana len. Son 21 tankin 10'u sana, 10'u ExDOP'a.
Ben zaten hava savasi vurdugum icin geriye kalan bucuk tank bana yeter sanirsam. xdxdxdxdxd
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valla bu ay hem PP hem BP hem de MP alacaksın, öyle gazı verip bulgura kaçıp gitmek yok
1 sene silik tutucak adamlar akıllıncaz 😃
when will u stop xdxd
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When I am convinced that I made my point clear.
adamlarin hukumetinde moral motivasyon bi bok kalmamistir xdxdxd
PROPAGANDA BAKANI WALPOLE XD
you act like you are winning a war for the first time... oh wait.
If bragging was my motivation, this article would be full of caps from today's RW.
My motive is entirely something else.
We did not start this war.
We did not provoke you to attack us either.
You attacked us while hiding behind the skirt of Poland.
You intended to erase us and to keep as erased.
As a matter of fact your leaders openly bragged about it.
At the end of this war that you started, you achieved to erase yourself.
That "accomplishment" alongside your unprovoked hostility against my country deserves to be mocked and humiliated.
That is my point.
And, I will not apologize for making my point loud and clear.
😉 o7
You think that this is the end of the war? 😃
it is a good thing that you still have hope chukcha xdxd
@chukcha
Of course not. This war will continue for time being.
Yet, neither you nor we nor the rest of eRep will ever forget how you managed making complete ass of yourselves in past week or so, as I described above
For my part, it is one of the brightest ever victories of eTr.
And in your heart of hearts, you probably know the rest of the war, however or wherever it goes, will not change that fact.
we are not a farming country
we need wars
" You attacked us while hiding behind the skirt of Poland." xd xd epik 😃
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Bunca GAZ ve TOŞHAK sonunda adamlar piksel piksel öpecekler bizi. Yeterince eğlenmiş olalım ve dağılalım ki en azından genç ama yakışıklı ölmüş olalım,
Korkma yegen.
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Ministry of Mass Propaganda o7
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Халса иска рязани!
Bulgarian President says you: Ai Sik...r
Колега, ето ти 5 лири, да си вземеш една баклава...
Който желае да плаща данъци на корците, да слага феса и марш към анадола.
kanki bulgar diye millet yok yaz kudursunlar osmanlı arşivlerini istanbul patriğini falan koyxd