Tanks on the streets of Denver

Day 3,212, 10:35 • Published in USA USA • by Goddess Dilvany




Hey its Ya Boi D Money. You probably heard of my exploits.... probably selling you drugs and knocking up your daughter.


Today is a stand off in the capital where democracy is about to destroyed if the forces of Dark lord Pluffball arrive. Resoula as always is doing nothing, but smoking cigars with a bunch of fat cats. I would normally join them because who doesn't like a good smoke? I am stuck in congress over a budget debate and also keeping a close eye on the horizon. Lets just say I am armed and ready to kill some people in violent revolution if necessary.

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