[VoA] Croissants & Steaks
Asteria HQ
By Asterios C (Greece) - PR
Outline
1. Hungary vs Turkey, Cyprus
2. Argentina vs Spain, Poland
3. Romania vs Bulgaria
1. Hungary vs Turkey, Cyprus
You know that, as legend has it, the Huns beating the Turks gave us croissants, right? But even if you don’t, wouldn’t that be sweet, sweet, sweet? Oh, c’mon, you really don’t have to think much about it. It’s practically kismet. Good things will come out of it. Good things that the world can enjoy for generations to come. Mouthwatering-breakfast-delicacy good! Taste the sensation. Get down to the United Arab Emirates and help Hungary against Turkey. If the sun gets too hot and you need a refreshment, persian yogurt drinks for all are on the house! That’s what I call a recipe for success. Mind you, there are Cypriots nearby. Feisty little things. They’re hungry and waving sausages. You may not get the cultural reference, I don’t either, but they’ll be on your back down there, so you better be prepared.
, vs , “Taste sweet victory!”
2. Argentina vs Spain, Poland
If the Middle East isn’t your cup of tea, however, don’t lay down your guns just yet. There are still places we want you to go and glorious battles to fight like the true hero you are. Tweets on the street are that our canary tawt it taw a puddy tat. Spain apparently went boo-hoo to their big brother Poland and now those shameless Polskis are all over our buddies, the fearless Argies. The conniving Spaniards are using the diversion to make a comeback. Maybe you can help us get back on the bull and grab it by the horns. Gauchos of the pampas certainly have their way with cattle, but you, wrangler, can still make a valuable contribution in keeping Iberia in our sphere of influence. So get off your ass and ready your bolas!
vs , “Grill them!”
3. Romania vs Bulgaria
Yeah, I’m maybe out of food puns for this front, but that doesn’t make it any less important. It seems that the Bulgarians got tired of idling around the Black Sea and decided to pick up a fight with their northern neighbor. Make them feel that it takes quite the stomach to cross the Danube and get away with it. With you over there, Romania won’t be anyone’s picnic basket, that’s for sure!
There’s never a boring day when you’re an Asteria fighter. Interesting challenges await in every corner of the New World. Duty calls wherever there’ are friends in need. So don’t just stand there! Join us today in this exciting adventure. Because, believe me, there’s no point in reaching for the stars alone!
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Well,Cyprus beat you a few days ago 1 on 1.
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my vote
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Celldur LTA
When I saw "Croissants" I though it had to do something with Croatia because that's how we (used to) call them, lol
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Hail Serbia
Hail Romania
Hail Slovenia
Hail Hungary
Hail true allies!
Heil Grecia
Heil Ελλας
Heil Pelasgian
Heil Ionian
يونان Heil
Heil South Italy
Heil Romania
Heil Australia
Heil Canada
Brothers in Arms ! ! !
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