[Asgard HQ] Popcorn instead of deer
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The Brits have been dreaming of an empire for a long time, but recent developments at home and on the battlefields are making that but a feverish illusion.
First they elected ChewChewShoe, a rl Swede and former eIrish CP, to be their CP, and were surprised when he took the money (about 6000g) and ran.
Gaining the Swedish deer region Jamtland and Harjedalen has been a long-term goal of the Brits, but first they were blocked by ACT-country Lithuania, and then by Papa Poland. Now the route is wide open, but instead of going for it they have lost their last Scandinavian region.
Surrendering British troops departing Trondelag
The war against France is not going much better. France was in a hopeless situation when they were attacked by three TWO countries, including the mighty Poland and Spain, but they've managed to stay on the map by concentrating their efforts on the soft target, that is the UK.
Plato should reward the Brits and give them a high popcorn region. They deserve that for being an endless source of amusement.
Posted by Jussi Jernkuuk
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Chew is maybe the best King of Britain ever.
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Nice article, made my day. 🙂
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Haha funny.
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Go Go ChewChewShoe!
Sweden will be oura.
Jamtland was not their cup of tea \o/
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Put some very hot butter on that popcorn. o7
ASGARD Sucks...
FAIL ASGARD!
Y u always so negative and sour :
YOLO go LoLo
Canada sucks, they'll always be made of fail. All that Canada is good at is making new enemies 24/7 even when they are the most useless country military wise.
I prefer a cheesy flavouring to my popcorn. Should fit the Brits to a 't'.
Thank you! Loved that article!
Been a while since I seen a article good like this
They can flee the british isles and concentrate on hinding in Islas Malvinas 😃
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Splendid!
I came here expecting a trolling article making fun of UK, but all I could find was the truth.
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That's what happens when they fail to elect me 8D
Loved that article too xD
V+S !!!