Living with douchebags a Survival Guide
Releasethe Krakken
When I was a young player there was a lot of things I saw that made me wonder about our society. It seemed really serious douchebaggy articles was always very popular. I only later discovered that douchebags bought votes for every article they write. No their articles is seldom of a quality and a interest to appeal to more than a few of their douchebag friends.
I even went as far and tried to address the issue and wrote my great "blowholing" article a link will be placed later. Unabaited the douchebags continued with their douchebaggery. So here is my guide to discovering douchebage and how to handle them.
1. Douchebags have a lot of friends. Most people just have a few friends and very seldom invite others to be their friends but douchebags will have 1000+ friends.
2. Douchebags have a concept of similarity of thought: We all share the same thinking about certain issues : malbekh is a classic example.
3. Overexageratting issues: Malbekh is no loss. He is a massive douche and our community will be much the better without him so why do fellow douches like james keiler lament his departure so much?. Malbekh twisted kurgans words . What kurgan said is not paedophilic. and there is a lot of difference between saying things and doing the actual thing. paedophile is 07 to all of a childs comments and articles and then trying to befriend him. and the rest you can go see on countless articles. its sick and people who claim other is this is sick in their head. thats the line you never cross.
4. Free thought is one of the best ways to handle your everyday douche. Because they assume everyone share their thoughts (douche telepathy) they think if they write something it is law. Therefore Kurgan made paedophile comments to Cpt Jackson. That is the truth in their eyes. Nevermind that their interpretations is mostly piss poor and that moderators act correctly in dismissing their complaints or handle the issue by deleting the offensive remark. No this must be build out into a proper drama "days of our lives style". You can ask Marcus about the 100 or so comments Malbekh made about him generally very lenghty. Obsessed obsessed obsessed. So question what they write apply some thought to what they say. You will soon see the cracks and then raise some well thought out issues. Douches cant respond generally else than referring to you as a troll or diminutive in intelligence. Because everybody on the Internet is a frigging genius in his own eyes.
5. Criticize them. Immediately you will be typecast as some troll. The truth is there is 2.4 million in our orgs and government the truth is there is no financial reports the truth is not much that appleman suggests makes much financial sense. His response :your a troll or some illogical explanation.
6. Keep track of what they say: Douches will have this excuse today and another one later. Confront them with it and they will come up with excuse 3 or call you a troll.
7. Blowed up beliefs in their own abilities and those of their fellow douches. Appleman is not the only one that can figure out the economy , he is not the only one that would be willing to handle it. Funny how besides sweets wizardry we cannot return to the lowest work tax cause we dont make money on the MM. Funny how that 2.4 know belong to rich investors. Or not as funny really
8. Medals medals and more medals. A douche start a campaign with I was x times CP I was x times congress man I am so big of a fighter. Wowee and you got most by being a douche which isnt really worth it.
9. Be yourself. A douche hate people acting out and expressing their thought and sharing their experiences. Thats because a douche has an empty shallow personality. I once sat at a bar and heard the most shallow conversation ever:it was 2 douches. It was mind numbing to listen to it.
10. Douches never achieve anything of importance in elife or Rl. A douche have no depth so whatever he shares is of a shallow "common knowledge" type of nature.
I can think of other stuff but have to go to work cya douches later. Also for you non douches remember if the douche to "troll" ratio gets to 100% what they want its the end of the world as we know it. Or just boring after boring article.
But dont worry I will not go willingly: they will have to drag me out this place screaming and kicking . Why? I still have to hand james keiler his like a douche trophy on Saturday.
Comments
I'm actually getting concerned about you. I really think you have issues in your obsession about me. Still, better you obsess about me that some other poor unfortunate.
comming from someone who is obsessed with Kurgans testicles....even buying a party that have Kurgan's genitals in titles is rich.
You do realise all members of your party, past, present and future will have a hystory of being members of a party dedicated to my genitals?
I find that very entertaining and be sure i will remind people here about your focus on my genitals.
Jeeee....did you abused me sexually with your party?
Explain me you are expert in that field...
Excellent analysis of douchebags...no wander it drawn patron of all douchebags St. Malbekh to comment.
yes should i talk to the mods to have him removed kurgan. after all his obsession with your private parts is disturbing
Maybe...but best option would be to keep remind people here about pervert who use party to publically show his opsession to male genitals.
And Malbekh said he is leaving this game anyway..surely he will honour his words..surely he is not a hypocrite and spineless liar....
read the next article it reveals his future plans
"7. [...] we cannot return to the lowest work tax cause we dont make money on the MM."
woot?!
every country should have some state orgs and some even have some hundreds. and orgs can just be filled with currency to let them fish for gold and after 10days you just repeat the procedure and post new offers of currency.
see: www.erepublik.com/en/article/2312721/1/20 (also comments especially of Zai Kaon)
so even if the government-finance-people don't have time or are not capable of real dealing they can still make money on the MM with the state orgs
btw citizens do that all time for years now but they have the 10gold limit (so they will never sell more than 2000cc at 1cc= 0.005g atm) but orgs don't have that limit...
so i hope i just misunderstood
the wizards now claim they cant although there is 2.4 million int there. actually i placed 25000 myself and only 5000 sold. our work tax was 5% because of this reason.
this morning my first look on MM (currency page) showed me 3 UK orgs on the 1st page...
i don't know if it is really effective if the offers time out at exactly the same time (=get to front page together) as (i think) people mostly buy from the offer at the very top so multiple orgs at the same time would just block each other. and if all time out at a time where nearly nobody is on the market then you will sell nothing even if you have 20orgs with millions offered on 1st page. but if you fan them out a little so they also will time out at different times you should be able to sell some stuff...
even making paeodophile jokes should be illegal.
songs are still ok i hope http://tinyurl.com/6yxfc63
why would paedophiles play this game. facebook is throbbing with teenagers. which i know because my niece is one. but anyway ? cant see a motivation for them playing a game where you cant see the age of players and no personal pics or any data.
its not cool to even jest about that kind of thing regardless of if they are here or not.
bs that means we are a bunch of idiots who cant make a distinction between a joke and the real thing. i would like to give us more of an understanding of context and such stuff.