[shoi4CP] We Work So You Don't Have To
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Shoi12
You happy now, Ardy?
Anyways, Homer's been a great CP. This has been the greatest string of presidencies I've seen since Rylde's duration as CP, and I've enjoyed every minute of it. However, the old guy needs a break. Why not elect a fellow yellow guy? ...That was a racist joke. Laugh along.
Anyway, everyone always just talks about how great they are and why they'll be the next big thing. I'm gonna do something different. Let me start with all the reasons I shouldn't be elected as president. You know, all my flaws. First, I have little experience both in finance and internal affairs in general. It's never been my forte, and that I will freely admit. Second, as my MU TCO will readily admit, I sometimes forget the most mundane of tasks. (In my defense, the roll calls were messed up) Third, I'm notoriously lazy. Seriously, I can go days without changing out of my pajamas if my schedule lets me. And my readers have seen how I can get complacent with my articles.
But.
I have an extensive resume of foreign affairs work. I think I'm going on 7, 8 terms? In terms of experience, I don't think there are many people as qualified as me. The reason that I haven't run until now is because I've had my mornings and afternoons occupied by this program called school. Apparently it's a thing. But now summer has arrived, and I will have plenty of time to dedicate to learning and working on liberating this great country of ours, and fighting alongside our allies against TWO. Unlike other players, who have spent their time building up their strength and leading militarily, my greatest (re: only) strength has been in foreign affairs, and I have worked hundreds of hours on slurping knowledge into my gestational tracts, and have tried equally hard on sharing this info back to the public, making everyone just a little less idiotic more knowledgeable. Hence, the article crusade.
Of course, this won't just be me. I'm absolutely inexperienced in internal affairs, and I couldn't handle all the aspects of being a CP even if I was omniscient (re: I know more than you). I've already begun planning my merry band of misfits that will lead the rest of you for the next month. Our current cabinet has been working tirelessly, and I could see many of them being part of my puppeteer show. Oi, Dozzer! 😉
(Plus, cabinet needs more RAW22RRRRR)
What's the difference between Dozzer's campaign and mine? What separates us is minutia at best. Frankly, even if he was elected and I was absolutely humiliated in the polls, it wouldn't really matter. He'd do a fine job. But you know, it'd be nice. I think.
The only difference, essentially, will be the guy at the top. We both hate Spain. We both plan on working more with CoT and helping both ourselves and our allies as much as we can. I suppose I can't really say anything that will influence your choice, but go ahead. Take your pick 🙂
Remember, I can't do worse than Derphoof, eh?
TL😉
R We work so you don't have to.
(Don't worry, all the juicy bits are to come)
Until next time, take care!
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June is going to be a bright month for Canada.
Good luck dude
Man, I called this...
like 78 or so times 😃
Voooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooted!
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The modesty is overwhelming
I would vote that/10
"This has been the greatest string of presidencies I've seen since Rylde's duration as CP" - we are in this mess because of Rylde, so ya a real great CP. If you think that this has been a great strong of presidencies then I dont know what to think (self-destructs)
This article has way more foreigners commenting then eCanadians, a testament to your international audience, but unfortunately they cant vote you in.
You cant be worse than Derphoof? Dont know about that
Rylde was a pretty good CP. It was unfortunate that Spain got involved, and even more unfortunate they decided to be cunts.
ya people liked to follow him when he was pumping out war propaganda, but he appears to be short sighted in is actions. He is the one who decided to attack UK, he knew there would be a penalty for this and he should have known that eCanada would not be able to hold on for long with the alliance situation he put us in.
Actually, the whole UK thing dates back from Foxfire's term.
what are you going on about Dozzer? There was a UK-Canada War but we never got wiped because of it, we got wiped because our CP decided to show off to Asgard when UK was going to wipe Norway which brought this upon us. Then again I could be ignorant to what was really going on....
Homer please tell me how we would of been wiped if Rylde had not attacked the eUK and took over half there country?
No, actually, Rylde was not a good CP. In any way.
If you really think that Spain would have left us alone had Rylde not been CP then you are ignorant to the big picture. Rylde is an easy scapegoat for people to blame for the wipe just as Rolo was for our previous situation.
do I think Spain/TWO would not have wiped us for this long if Rylde had not attacked eUK, than the answer is yes
Maximus, all Spain wants is resources.
Might they be more open to a more reasonable treaty if Rylde had not attacked the UK? Perhaps. However, they simply may not care either way. They would probably rather keep the proposed rental money and try to hold all of Canada's regions.
never said we should accept a treaty from them
Were people blaming Rolo for anything other than robbing the Treasury? Actually, that should be enough.
We had peace with UK after my term Dozzer. Your ignorance with foreign matters is yet another reason why you would make a horrible CP.
The UK and TWO leadership apologized to Canada for messing with our training war with Ireland. They recognized that Big Ant seriously messed up their Portugal plan. That was how it was left before Rylde initiated an attack against Spain to assist Norway's ongoing battles. Read any article from that time. All of this is common knowledge that has escaped you.
I want to here ideas about how we are going to get out the shit, not read people arguing about how we got into the shit.
sadly I don't think Dozzer has any, just the same old path he is on. I'm interested in hearing what Shoi's plan will be though
No klop, no vote ^__^
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Good luck mate! o7
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Klop's always been your favorite.
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So it begins...
Good luck amigo !
Good luck from the Netherlands!
Good luck my friend.
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Good luck, my friend. SHOI4CP! o7