Imma Stinko!!
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Silas Soule
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Hey sexshies, today's articlez from conrad Richey Rich hisself, none other than me, yeah: Phoenix Quinn!
An today's hot topic is...
Imma Stinko Rich!!! Bwahahaha!!!
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Bwaahahahaha! Yeah. Turns out Imma stinko-rich capliss now thatthat ol' golmine give me 40 golds! Yis'm! Just like.. umm.. shnarp... shnipp... juss like DAT! ... shnap!...
Yeah, mate!
Pah-tee!!
Fikkin' EPIC!! Imma tillinyiz!!
Furty! Furty fikkin golz!
Fik...
Nacthrilly ayiv investered mosterit inna sumpin that'll give a good, a good, a good uuuuuuuuuurrrrp-return. ERrr aymin Imma gonna revesterd it inna sumpit like dat. You knows, sumpit userful like, well, umm... maybe... I dunno... maybe...
...a e-Tequila Fountain of Youth:
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or
...a pile of e-burgers:
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or maybe
...jess one big ol' puff on Emperor Jude's big ol' backyard e-bong:
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(Hehehehehee! Hahahahahaha! Ahhh! Hahahahaha!! Hey, I think thassis berfriend Fifer there innit? Hahahahahaa! S'funny cuzee's fat, right? Hehehheheheh. Hic.)
Oh. Oh. Just a sec... now I think Imma sad... hold on...
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Nope. Wazint sad afterall.
Anyhoo... gonna go layz down now.
Long live the revolushin.
All powerz tuya SSFPeas and stuff.
Yeah.
k
Zzzzzz.....
Comments
Thash Kwal E Tee!
What the hell? Did Josh write this for you?
voted but I don't really know what just happened
Congrats!
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Did you say koala tea?
Congrats, anyway!
I love that Pumpkin pic.
It was to honor George Pumpkinette
Congratulations. gotta love, the gold.
Kwal E Tee indeed, voted
Furty? Ehrmagerd!