The Legend of Tayto Piggy :Chapter 1
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Tayto Piggy was eating his favorite Bang Bang Spicy Thai Rough Cuts Tayto
and had a flashback of his youth before he was known as Tayto Piggy at that time the humans knew him only as irishbhoy1967. He thought back about the legend of how Tayto came to be in the farm. As Maybel Sheep used to tell it "Ya know Tayto in the early years uhmm spegh speghh farmer fred was known as the man with the worst luck in Ireland. So it came that he entered a Tayto competition : First and only prize being a lifetime supply of Tayto chips. So ya see spegh spegh ughmm ughmmm what he didnt know was that nobody else entered for the competition as it seemed to most a curse. At that time he had just settled at rocky hollow with his new bride Maybeline. Yes and so he the first shipment came and Fred and Maybeline ate with quite a wondrous joy them Tayto chips. After 12 months as Fred was one day coming from the barn he nearly got killed as Maybeline charged him with the hayfork and screamed one more if we eat one more or get one more bag of that damn chips I will put the unluckiest man in Ireland right under the ground where he belongs.. So fred had to make a plan quickly and that night as he was sweating in bed with Maybeline beside him staring at him with clenched teeth. It came to him. Maybeline he screamed eureka we will feed them Tayto chips to the pigs and from then it was so that Rocky Hollow pig population had a stable diet of Tayto chips and the occasional apple.
At that time Tayto piggy was quite a boisterous young piglet smelling the behinds of all the animals rolling in all kind of shite. We can say that he was as happy as a pig covered in shite. On that faithful day farmer fred delivered the first batch of Tayto chips to their troughs. You must understand that this was not just ordinary pigs these pigs had developed quite a palette . They would stand there and say Welma you know these strawberries it must be from farmer johnson its quite delectable. And so on and so forth. So at first all the pigs tasted the chips a pained expression came over the faces of the old pigs and Fat Johnson their leader said Jezus Jezus what in the name of the lord is that fred Farmer fellow feeding us know it tastes like a thousand mouse pooping in my mouth. No this cant be.. But in their midst they heard chomp chomp chomp mmmm chomp chomp chomp and they saw little irishbhoy1967 going crazy over the chips. For 2 hours they watched in disgust as he fed and fed and fed until he started standing still and started swaying hither and tither till he fell on his side and rolled on his backside. They thought he died but he just couldnt eat anymore there was a crazed expression in his face and he was heard murmuring more more more. Worried they tought he would die until he let out this long winding fart something like whoooopharteed. he fell asleep with the happies expression they have ever seen on any piglets face and from that day he was known as Tayto Piggy and the legend of there is always one was borm...End of chapter 1.
Comments
inbefore IBhoy's angry bird comment..
problem#1 - uhm, they're ^ not "our" Tayto.
problem#2 - its just not funny, irrespective of the eVictim
problem#3 - this whole exchange is the most striking example of "lost in translation" or cultural misunderstanding I think I have ever seen in eIreland.
well done.
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well damn.
wow... i don't remember posting this AT ALL... lol
THE REAL TAYTO LEGEND
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/845167/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/hu/article/868231/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/894402/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/877133/1/20
@graine ni maile 😛
@ sweet drinker 😛
besides slightly mocking Ibhoy its meant to be a children story and need not be rooted in reality. funny is very subjective i would say by your exchange you dont find many things funny and lead a boring life. its the story of a pig i assume there is such things as pigs in Ireland. As far as understanding the Irish I read Ripley Bogle although onlky covering northern ireland. besides i am interested in my own culture which is definitely not irish i only play here because there is sometimes the good comedian like kurgan writing an article.
@ sweet drinker i am not interested in the legend of tayto the potato but will add it in a future chapter of tayto piggy just skimming it it looked kinda long winded and rooted in politics rather than RL which such a story needs to be.
Like I said mate "lost in translation". Honestly. Rather than defend our cultural heritage or justify our collective intelligence, I'd rather simply watch you do your thang now. Like a comedian at the wrong gig.
*shrug*
meant to be 😛 to both of you read Tayto's story kinda funny but still longwinded will continue later. thx for the reference sweet.
Thought you might enjoy the link. Tayto was abit of a zanny comedian too
And btw, that's the proddy-fake tayto you're using. We only inflict those on foreigners, so its kinda apt.
what is your extension only got the com site thought it was il like.co.il?
simple video response to RK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rh6qqsmxNs
RTK not RK george carlin is great but still I never implied that anyone was stupid or anything. If you dont like my article do what other players are doing go jump of some cliff and send me the coordinates to your wife if she is hot so that i can give her some sexual healing if ya know what i mean.
the response shows, that you're not stupid but full of shit. If someone takes your BS seriously, so be it, i don't give a fuck xdxd
at least this tayto article shows that you haven't any clue about crisps and secoundly it might unify the irish against you, well done 🙂
another tayto piggy
i would also say that most of the humor would be kinda physical humor and if you really asked gc is he was still alive he would admit that the one thing about comedy is that someone will always think its stupid just as someone always think this or that book is stupid. if comedians cared about the "stupid" tag there wouldnt be so much great comedy around. agreat exponent of this would be andy kaufman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppttxQoc74Q who was actually a RL genius. projects like tayto piggy might be holding me back from doing other things that you might term genius but which would bring some people on their knees.
/me scratches head.
Whatever next? Trashing Club Orange?
you really are all tayto piggies aint you?