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Got your attention? Good.

America needs your help. Latest intel says the USWP has some firecrackers they need to launch. The problem? There's some PTO shenanigans going on and they can't get loose with their women until they can secure their house from hobos and miscreants.



Yep we know you do, Madam President, but there are times I have to think about more than you! (/although I cry when I don't)

So back to the ATO and how can you help?

That's easy - and all it takes are a few clicks.

If you haven't yet voted in the Party President elections, regardless of whether you're in a party or not, temporarily jump over to the United States Workers Party and cast your vote for Artela.

She'll personally hand you a liquor of choice wearing something provocative at the finish line if she makes it. After all, what is a party without a devil in a red dress?

SKIP TO HERE FOR THE ATO TL😉R

> VOTE SMART
> VOTE LATE
> Join #voting on Rizon iRC for latest developments

QQ.. 'So like what happens to the eUnited States if I CBF?'

A: This.


Believe it. I'm TJ - I know things.

Now to address the PTOers .. ladies and gentlemen .. the President of the United States..



'Nuff said.