[MDP] My Big Bang Theory
Rylde
Well this is my official to active gettin my hands bloody personal return to the game. I went cold turkey for 2 months and another 2 months just clickin while I've dealt with child custody issues. Now that that chapter is coming to a close I can return to gettin drunk, pissin people off around here and finishing some old unfinished business.
Well now that the intoduction is over its on to my theory of makin things go bang or in extreme circumstances, BIG BANG!!!...
The aftermath of a war is upon us as I return to active duty and it happens to be against one who I consider a personal nemisis of mine.
POLAND
I left under not the greatest of circumstances the last time I was CP. So this is my official announcement to right an old wrong and try to come back to be Canadian CP again. Way I see it is I owe u bastards a few more moments of glory and mayhem in the field. I plan to deliver.
I do whatever it takes to win and even the countries losses are legendary with me at the helm. Its time to make Sh!t go bang!
I have a platform drafted and ready to shove down the masses throats Halloween night, but in Rylde fashion its pretty damn simple. I don't like to promise to much and its best to keep things dubbed down low for me. Plus why make punching Poland in the face complicated.
This isn't my official platform just showing my intention to run. I ask any of my old supporters to rejoin me in MDP so we can rebuild what has been lost through inactivity and ignorance.
Like I exited the game in July saying "Fortune favours the Bold". I ask you to be bold and gamble whats left of the fortune electing me on Nov 5th for CP.
Send in the Mercs!!!!!
Elect a Wartime Military President.
Comments
bitches be crazy on dis one
Good luck Rylde.
'' I ask any of my old supporters to rejoin me in MDP''
My god that sounds like Voldemort talking about his Death Eaters.
Welcome back, and good luck.
"Fortune favours the Bold"
Can eCanada be into the bold?
o7
welcome back dude
WTF i'm in!
It was fun last time round.
Hail Rylde!
Hail MDP!
Hail eCanada!
o7
I'm eager to bathe in the blood you'll spill.
Fortune favours the bold.
I'm done with this sort of leadership for a long, long time. Sorry, but I'm not interested in going back to the Canada I inherited from you in August.
excellent news
I'm tired of being pushed around by Poland, look forward to your campaign!
ya!
Well then, Don't let the door hit you on the way out Jacobi....
No, I think the group of parties that can barely get 25% in the polls will just be trounced again. Rylde's candidacy is just an admission of denial.
I will always support more options for people to vote on.
I wish you good luck and would love to hear more on your stances and what you would like to do.
Also how you would treat the first week or so where you may have the power to push everything you want through as there will be no congress.
When you take the choice away from the people you lose democracy and that is something canada should never be without.
Thank you and I will upvote and keep an eye on this thread.
"I can return to gettin drunk, pissin people off around here."
Rylde embodies the kind of politics that Canada never needed, never wanted and is still recovering from. Trolling and self-serving egomaniac effectively drove Canada players on mass out of Canada weakening it in the long run so he could have his moment of "fun". If we have to take anymore of this joke Canada will be pushed beyond the point of recovery.
Fortune does not favour the Old.
Heil Rylde!
Foxfire.. Even if he is a lulz candidate that is straight out coming saying he will destroy the country and laugh while doing it he has the right to run and give the option for the people to vote for that option.
Choice is always welcome for the people and is also required to have a free democratic election.
Even if Satan himself runs for CP we still owe him the chance to explain his platform and show us who and what he stands for.
oinyo, never doubt the possibility that the engineered two-clicker voting block will turn out to be Satanists, too. Choice is trouble for the uninformed.
We can only hope they are not Plugson 🙂
And if they are... well.. we can always petition to create a system where we can deport there behinds out of Canada 😛!!
To where? India?
India works. If not how about sending them to Poland or Serbia?
"oinyo, never doubt the possibility that the engineered two-clicker voting block will turn out to be Satanists, too. Choice is trouble for the uninformed"
Given the recent changes to the Congressional election process, and your party affiliation, this makes me giggle quietly.
"Well then, Don't let the door hit you on the way out Jacobi...."
There is no need for him to leave eCanada. MDP and Norsefire are past and CW,CPF and UPC are present and future.
So Rolo, don't let the door hit you on the way out....
Gotta say I like your theory on the big bang. My theory is only slightly different than yours: The job's not done until there's a crater and body parts strewn everywhere. Now, while I agree we need to b*tch slap the ugly right off of Poland (like that's possible), we'd only need that service for maybe, just maybe, half a month (give or take whether or not your goal comes to fruition). After that we may not need a strong military figure hampering peacetime efforts. No offence.
I have to chime in here because.. well this is getting a little silly.
Ok lets say we do this and spend Canadian resources on spanking Poland for a bit with mercs.
Ok so now we have a angry Poland that is out for blood.
Poland has over 7 times the active population of us plus all of their top players are well above any over ours..
They have proven they can come in and wipe us without us being able to do anything. How long can we keep paying mercs before the canadian funds go dry?
How long until we have to stop funding all of the MU's?
EPD is getting on good terms with Poland right now so they will let us get our country back and keep it.
What you propose is for us to undo that and create a hatred with them.
Think of it this way. Even when they say they are letting us have our country back just from THEIR 2 clickers and grumpy players we cant retake anything without everyone working their hardest. How the heck will we ever see Canada again if they begin to hate us?
I do not see how making the bear angry would help us at all..
Sure it will make us feel better for a bit while we strut around on a few corpses but in the end it will bankrupt and destroy Canada perhaps for many months if not years.
Sorry if this comes off harsh. i am just worried about our long term goal here.
We have to play it smart and not run off on emotions if you want to see Canada on the map in the future.
Thank you
Kevin
Are you going to do a platform Rylde?
From what I heard last time you were CP, eCan was left in pretty bad shape. What would you have done different?
And umm I have to ask, if you became CP are you going to leave eCan in better shape than you found it? Lulz is great and everything but sheesh, eventually eCan has got to stop being a basket case.
eVERY COUNTRY HASITS POWER STRUGLES SO WHY NOT HAVE A DAMN GOOD TIME WHILE WE AT IT.... 😃
Brilliant! I'd follow you anywhere, if only out of morbid curiosity 😉. Welcome back!
imo, rylde is a horrible option for CP, but so extremely entertaining. I don't know on this one.
ohh, damn, now I might not be able to complete my life-long dream of voting for jefflav.
@Jacobi It wasn't the Canada I had planned on leaving behind for the next CP as RL issues came up unexpectedly. The can-am war probably could of been avoided without a doubt.
It also showed there public how split and divided there country becomes on the issue of war with canada.
I also hear u didn't do a hell of alot during your term with your magic fedora and you went out with a whimper and probably shouldn't of run at all in the first place.
@Oinyo none of Canada's funds will be used towards mercs. I plan on using personal funds like I have in the past. I've stocked up on 10k Q7 tanks for supplying mercs as well as the general public.
EPD is on such good terms with Poland that he got lied to, slapped in the face and got us wiped. Sounds Like a real good reservation relationship. Pass me the peace pipe afterwards for my hit I don't want to miss out on what ur smokin.
@the grinch I will have a cabinet and platform concerning military plans as well as the current lack of alliance situation with suggestions. Also sending out a line of communication to USA trying to re-establish a friendship there. I had helped them in the past as well as warred with them so u never know.
@Everyone I don't consider myself a lulz candidate and I won't be taking the job to see how much chaos can be created. Its obvious we have to kick polands ass outta our land and when thats done we'll see how much time in the term is left
First thank you Rylde for replying.
Your personal funds to pay for mercs is interesting.
My question about the long term war vs a country much much bigger stands.
About Poland wiping us. that is because we declared war on one of their allies while trying to deepen our relationship with one of our allies.
Did it work out well for us? Heck no lol. but Poland did not take it too personal and as you see. We have Ontario back and Poland has not tried to retake it since.
Again thank you for replying. It does show that you are serious about this and that you have the respect to address us individually.
Good luck in the upcoming election
Long term as far as a term lasts the goal would be to boot Poland out ending the war. Also finding an alliance that benefits us. Either repairing our relationship with USA or perhaps joining Asgard and promoting it to have other nations join it. Every alliance starts somewhere.
I agree with you that we need to get into a powerful alliance and to stop being a "solo" country if possible.
Your war to get Poland out I agree with if it is done silently. "We cant bruise ego's or the war will just restart" and it ends when we get all of Canada back.
My biggest worry would be if we try to push to hard and are too loud about it we will come out looking like we are trying to prove something only to be squished.
Again i completely agree with us needing to be in a supportive alliance and i think that should be one of the front priorities.
If we had any support from any large countries we would already be out of this Poland mess. We do not need more enemies. We need to mend some bonds and see if we can get back up on our feet. Once we grow and become stronger perhaps we can start to declare wars but I believe for now we need to become a force to be reckoned with first.
Thank you
Kevin
Just so you know Oinyo, Poland is perfectly fine with us re-taking our regions as fast and as aggressively as we can.
They don't care.
Seemed they cared a fair bit during the battle against Quebec
That is exactly what I thought EPD and I mentioned that above.
I believe this was just all business as we declared war on their buddies.
Rylde. Sadly Poland is much much bigger and more powerful than one could fathom. That is probably just their 2 clickers and trolls. the fights have been semi close.. where have had 35-45% of the bar on fights.
On fights where they are all against us I rarely see the bar near the 20% mark ever..
We will get our land back soon 🙂 Just need to keep at it
Their two-clickers care. Poland sets all of their CoTD's and stuff away from Canada.
However, their two-clickers will fight wherever TP gold can be found.
Why did we win in Ontario? Poland was fighting in a battle with the Czechs and it was their priority. It distracted the two-clickers because it gave them a Polish war to fight in with an NE bonus. All of their damage was funneled into that battle.
Very good point EPD. Ontario was incredibly easy to take back as well. We had extremely little resistance and won every fight minus 3 rounds of D1.
Thankfully that also got me my first resistance medal 🙂
Let’s run by some facts.
Rylde will seek an alliance with eUSA who have a deep rooted hatred of him for exposing their alliance changing plans? So much so that they broke the broalliance and attacked eCanada. Never going to happen.
Given that Rylde has always been pushing for Asgard, to the point of destroying our EDEN alliances bring us to our weakened MPP today, he clearly would continue on that path again.