[EVIL CHARTICLE] WHAT I'M GOING TO PTO
Chutley
Evil Chutley here, with plans to PTO a lot. And just so you know, this applies to all of you no matter who are. I really don't care if you're the POTWherever, or some famous writer, or even if you have no idea who I am. I'm coming for you. And here's...
WHAT I’M GOING TO PTO
1. Your face
Since you’re on eRep, it’s not like your face looks good to begin with, so perhaps I’d be doing you a favor. Regardless, I’m PTOing your face.
I’m going to absolutely ruin it. Close your eyes. Select your best feature. Open them. It’s gone. If it was your smile, take a look – these are your teeth:
You liked your eyes? Well now they look like this:
The point is, I took over your face and now it’s gross.
2. Your mom
She’s mine. I’m going to do weird things to her. Nay, I’ve already done them. Or should I say neigh, because, well, horses were involved.
Oh and I’m going give you a little brother. Here’s an artist’s rendering of what he’ll look like. Don’t worry, he won’t bite…unless you anger him, which you will, because everything angers him:
3. Your lunch
Hand it over before my friends and I beat you up. Too late.
4. Your dignity
Whatever’s left of your dignity after playing eRepublik for so long, it’s mine now. You’ve got none left. Honestly though, you didn’t really have any to steal so was easy.
5. All the toilet paper in your house
Good luck, buddy.
6. Your profile, party, and forum
I just put you in Ajay’s party. And I sent him all your gold and money. And then he PTO’d your forum and replaced all of your posts with pictures of his fake girlfriends.
“God help me this kid won’t leave me alone. Somebody please call the police.”
7. The number 8
It's gone. You're going to have to find a different way to tell people your favorite age.
9. Nice Chutley
He’s a loser and he doesn’t deserve your respect. He's done.
10. Your mom again
In fact, it already happened. I did it for a second time. Then I gave her to a certain philosopher and he went to town on her. Tried to upgrade her a little but she ended up crashing. Then when I tried to get back into her I found an error message at her door and had to wait until the other guy was done putting her back together. Luckily there was a picture of a pelican or swan or something telling me to be patient.
Finally I got in and she told me she had a few new missions for me and that I should feel lucky because she got a great new makeover, but honestly she looked exactly the same. I got angry and tried to fight her but that philosopher dude stepped in again and made that impossible.
Then he said he'd give me some pieces of gold and all I had to do was give him all of the real money in my wallet. I told him the gold looked fake and that I couldn't really use it to buy anything, but he told me, "Sure you can, you can train with it." He said lots of people do it and I said there's no way anyone would give up real money for such a dumb reason.
The dude eventually let your mom and me fight and when we were done (oh btw I kicked the cr@p out of her because I’m from the USA and she’s from wherever-the-hell) I heard like thousands of “friends” shouting racial epithets outside and cursing that philosopher guy on my behalf. Then he went downstairs and banned all of them forever.
Now you know, I’m going to PTO the cr@p out you and everything you love, so watch out losers.
PTOishly,
Evil Chutley
P.S. I'm going to PTO that system where you can buy votes. That's absolutely bull and you can be damn sure I'm better than that. I'm going to get votes/subs the old-fashioned way: punch you in the face until you shout the links to my articles.
Comments
PTO'd first
:>
PTO'd your PTO
PTO your newspaper
Your article got PTO'd the first time out.
Silly admins.
I'm going to get votes/subs the old-fashioned way: punch you in the face until you shout the links to my articles.
Finally someone understands how to play eRep.
plz no punches, I shout
btw i use the old fashion way and i never bought votes or subs in my hole life \o/
the only difference between us is
u write a lot more than i do
when u want a lot of votes, how much do u get, 150 ?
and when i want a lot i get this http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2032786/1/20
Plus i got 91 more subs than u do
dont take it personally, i just liked ur article and thought of trolling u because u don't know how to get good media
and media is all that matters
He's been dead a while.
Don't worry son, he will be kicking all our asses soon enough.
@Blaster, I have no idea what your point is, but I'm very happy for you that you've gotten so many votes. Looks like you're excellent with tables.
@Dumb Emma: damn right
v + s
Blaster, where the hell have you been? Chutley is a media god.
you need to PTO the sand in Blaster's vagina...
hehehe
@Chutley
Join me in eRepublik and help me conquer the new world!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/group-show/1870?page=1
this is why we missed you.
but but I LIKED THE NUMBER 8 AND GODDAMNIT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO PUT BETWEEN 7 AND 9
You win for now 😛
I fucking missed these articles!
Was gonna say something but my comment got PTO'd.
1- fecha a mão
2- assopra
3- faça um desejo
4- join party: http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/persona-2941
5- cola isto em 3 artigos
6- olha sua mão
Evil Chutley is my all time favorite eVillain.
10. Your mom again
In fact, it already happened. I did it for a second time. Then I gave her to a certain philosopher and he went to town on her.
V
Neigh!
Ha ha ha!
I can't believe it but it's true.
The original was removed for using the magic name. Nothing else, just the name of the evil one.
(I'd say it here but I'd get PTOed by the admins)
BlasterXL's mom was PTO'd...twice V+S funniest thing i have seen all day
Hilarious!
PTVoted
"Chutley is a media god. "
he is maybe a good writer , but he knows nothing of Media
and Chutley since am such a good person, ill give u an advice
get a hair cut \o/
if u can't afford 1 i will raise donations, i know some people who can organize charities for hungry kids \o/
ptoerfect!
\o/ my hero...!
I was going to comment, but my dignity was PTO'd.
Blaster are you 12 years old
This article actually made a lot of sense...
You PTO'd Gnilraps comment....
no Captain Kush add 6 to that and ull get my age :/