[GoldFish] Enter the 'School'
Sweet Drinker
A)These are the goldfish
Notice there are lots of them, and they vary in size.
Goldfish eat cash, but like deep water, they will stay as far from the surface as they can while continuing to feed.
😎This is my Bait
I've only just cast, so my bait is at the surface (nowhere near the Goldfish)
All casts ofc start at the surface.
C)This is the surface of the water
Sea level is at 0.001 Perhaps someday sea level will change, but for now it is at a constant level.
D)This is a failed cast
This fella has cast his bait at 0.002 and since sea level is 0.001 his bait hasn't reached the water. Don't expect to catch fish above the water level!
E)These are other fishermen
My diagram only has a few, in reality there are thousands of them...
And they all got here before me
🙁
F)The Bait of other fishermen
Is deeper in the water than mine because it's had more time to sink.
Since goldfish stay as deep in the water as they can, they won't approach my bait while this bait is available to them.
G)GoldFish only eat 'live' Bait
Bait can only survive so long underwater. If it 'drowns' it will float back to the surface (don't worry, you get your money back). Also, if a goldfish 'nibbles' your bait (takes a small amount of cash like 100), it won't survive for much longer and again the rest of it's body will float to the surface.
Since there is more bait available than there is Goldfish to eat it all, alot of bait drowns and floats back to the surface. To increase the odds of your bait making it to the Goldfish it's best to time your cast when as much of the erep population is asleep for awhile. This allows some of the previous fishermen's bait to drown, forcing the Goldfish to come alil closer to the surface, and toward your bait!
H)This fella has made a mistake
His bait is smaller than mine because he hasn't put a full 10,000cash onto his hook. Though we cannot control how big a Goldfish will actually strike our bait, we DO know that you can't catch a Goldfish that is larger than your bait. You can't reel-in a Goldfish larger than 10gold, so it is pointless to put more than 10,000cash on your hook.
Don't fail like that guy by putting less than 10,000cash on your hook
And I see alot of you ARE FAILING to put the full 10k bait onto your hooks!
Robbing YOURSELF of the opportunity to catch the largest possible Goldfish.
The most delicious thing in the game!
If you're interested in applying for the Irish Fishing Grant,
read the previous articles on Goldfishing:
GOLDFISH
BAIT&SWITCH
to make sure you're eligible and understand the process,
and write the appropriate phrase in the comment section of THIS article below
And I am watching
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Comments
Winston Hope Smith
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Have all entered the program so far, but there's room for plenty more (all of you infact!)
Ive made a nice amount of gold off of this, people should join!
Once a week a fat goldfish eats my bait. Three weeks in a row. I will never stop fishing,
I didn't catch a fat goldfish every single week, but I'm still happy with my profit so far ; )
Half my bait was eaten and the expired, I raged.
Captain Kurgan is pleased with this article and the first comment.....many questions are answered...no reason to bitching about this anymore.........................................
Very entertaining representation of the concept!
The best!
The best indeed!
Timing is important - you want to cast your bait in at a high peak activity time so there will be lots of goldfish around when your bait reaches the bottom.
I am not getting something here?
So I sell IEP & get gold @ rate 1 IEP = 0.001 gold.
To renew the offer I have to sell gold @ exactly the same rate.
I end up back where I started out?
earned alot of golds like this \o/
Goldfish!
Louise Gold is selling at about 1700iep per gold
So sell 10k to get 10 gold, sell back 6g to get back your 10k
Profit 4g
qed
Thanks for the explanation Winston, but I am still not getting it?
I don't have gold I have IEP.
So when my offer expires I get my IEP back less whatever I did swap for gold as 1 IEP = 0.001 gold.
So to get 10,000 IEP again, I have to sell some gold. I look at the monetary market & find I can swap gold for IEP at the rate 1 IEP at 0.001 gold. Like back to square one again
Heaps of people are selling IEP at rate 1 IEP @ 0.001 gold (Sweet Drinker refers to this in his diagram)
So your "So sell 10k to get 10 gold, sell back 6g to get back your 10k
Profit 4g"
is not able to be demonstrated.
Please prove me wrong here