The United States Of TYRANNY!
General Cartman Lee
To give you some background on all this, a few days ago I had what seemed like a brilliant idea, which may have very well worked had a couple of things gone how I expected them to go. Because of the way Jude Connors has treated our party in the past, and the fact that a glorified troll was about to take over as Party President in the former Libertarian Party, which was PTO'd by Jude and renamed the Marijuana Party, I decided to take over the party and turn it in to a grand alliance of conservatives and libertarians. Also, the odds of us getting our party on the ballot this month were slim to none as the other parties would have reshuffled to keep us out. I operate under the Gretzky philosophy, "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take"... so I decided to take a shot.
A few things went wrong, firstly, there was a certain traitor named Tony Stewert who decided to leak private discussions and expose our plans yesterday. It only takes one to ruin a secret between a few hundred good friends. Secondly, despite the fact that I made my instructions very clear in the voting orders, a considerable amount of people voted for me. While I appreciate their votes, this was supposed to be an all-in power play, not a half-in split. This is not what I intended and this was not what I had planned.
Basically today certain people who have absolutely no life spent the WHOLE day directing votes. Considering they had nothing better to do we put up some strong numbers. These people included Israel Stevens and Talio Extremist, two people who command substantial amounts of AMP and FED votes, as well as Henry "Pfeiffer" Arundel and his USWP hordes. The following messages were mass PM's that contained lies. One was sent by our Dictator-in-Chief, Oblige, and the other was from the IES Director, Firo Prochainezo. I think it is worth nothing that Oblige sent his orders to PTO us with Pfeiffer's pawn out before I even distributed orders to our members. He intended to abuse his position to PTO us before our plans were ever announced to a large number of people. Enjoy the lies!
Oblige to ****** | 23 hours ago
Dear ******,
Party President Elections are being held today, and eAmerica needs YOUR HELP to avoid potential threats to our national security.
For that reason, I am ordering all Special Forces members to use their vote as directed by the Department of Homeland Security during tomorrow's elections.
During the day, when you log onto IRC please check with the officer on duty as to where you should cast your ballot.
If you are not IRC active, then please vote for Vanek26 in the "Freedom Alliance AFP" party - http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/freedom-alliance-afp-3907/1
Remember to return to your home party afterwards.
Thank you for your service to our great eNation.
Presidentially,
- Oblige
P.S. If you have any questions either reply to this PM or find me on IRC.
Firo Prochainezo to ****** | 10 minutes ago
Hello.
I know you recently received US citizenship. The US would like to ask a favor in return; please vote for chickensguys in USMJ: http://www.erepublik.com/en/elections/country-24-election-party-19-date-2012-03-region-0
Sugiwara is an undercover serbian. This is vital to our continued alliance with Terra/EDEN. If ONE members control congress, they can change our proposals, vote down MPPs with EDEN, and open floodgates for more ONE members to grab congressional seats.
Thank you for your time. Please join USMJ today and vote chickensguys, we beg of you.
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Help Prevent PTOs TODAY!
Go to Rizon IRC #DHS-Public or http://bit.ly/DHS-Public for ATO Voting Instructions
-Firo
As you can see, Oblige's theme of "unity" is a bunch of nonsense. Anyone who runs for four consecutive terms as President cares only about their ego and advancing their own power at the expense of the rights of other Americans they are SUPPOSED to represent. As for Firo, this clown manages our immigration system? He is a top notch liar. Firstly, Sugawara is a real life American, secondly he is a former US Congressman and Japanese CP, but apparently he is also a Serb and a ONE PTO, despite having no history of being either? You see, in the United States of Tyranny, the truth is an inconvenience which is just covered up by lies, and you, the sheeple, are expected to believe it. It is a very sad state of affairs in this country.
Oh, and for the record, I am friends with people from ALL alliances, and I would take a group of leaders from just about any country from EDEN, TERRA, or ONE over the un-American oligarchs we have running this tyrannical sham they try to call a country. This is a disgrace.
One last thing, I will be taking a step back in my role. I am not quitting, but it is seriously time for me to scale back. I have a lot of real life things I need to focus on. I will still be around though, except I will be actively trying to reduce the amount of time I spend in eRepublik, at least for awhile. I will be 23 in two months, and I need to worry about my real life political career, finding someone special, and most of all, I want to leave you with something which I hope you will never forget....
Semper Fi!
General Cartman Lee
American Patriot
General of the Armies ******
American Eagle Division
EDEN-TERRA Unified Command
Comments
Haaaaaaaaa
It was the ides of march buddy.
Epic fail mate. Comes from trying to over extend your battle lines and you ended up imploding. May you be more successful in your RL endeavours. It sure would help though if you didnt keep pretending to be something you are not. eg Pretend spokesman for the Government. LIfe is much easier if you do not have to keep covering for your own lies.
Sith lord Ajay is stepping back into the darkness
General for USA cp
Probably didn't help that you told people not to vote for Chickenguys, thus provoking a contrarian response.
Hahahahahahahaha
hahaha
now seriously - watch out, the door might hit you on your way out.
here your PP;
(((o)
We made him 2 click!
Celebrations are in order
I've known Sugawara for hell...most of my time in this game, from when we were both back in eJapan. The dude is American IRL, not Serbian. What a f%cking lie.
o/
Voted & Endorsed
Using Turkish multies to PTO American party...
No matter what dirty deeds you do, we will bring democracy in to our society and General Lee will be its POTUS o/
wOOt...my name finally made it in one of these cheesy articles. People read up on Yellow journalism and see how this article represents it to its fullest.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_journalism
It is sad, but expected, when our own government lies to us.
@Talio Extremist: Watch out Talio, that's a Wikipedia link. I hear the Elites like to ridicule those who use that as a reference.
your fat and no woman will ever love you
Honestly? Running for four terms shows he is determined. People vote for Oblige. Either he is a good president or the enemies you say are proving us like America because as far as I see, America usn't doing that bad.
Great success America. o7
GO NY RANGERS!!!
IZDAJA!
UA DRAGOVICU!
NJEGOSH SE PREVRCE U GROBU!
voute \o o7
You will have no real life political career Ajay. Take this from a guy who donates thousands personally to conservative candidates across the country, and bundles for the RNC. You will have no career.
Boring
This coming from someone who was out to PTO some parties
How dare you use the name of Gretzky in vain. You bastard!
OK people, you read the lies of Pizza Lee Bruno...
Now read the facts from the Vice President of the United States -http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/1988038/1/20
TRIUMPHANT IS TRIUMPHANT!
(((o)
HUGE FACTORY DISCOUNT!!! http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/huge-factory-discount--1988062/1/20
huehuehue, lol.
You don't cease to amuse me.
Since everyone else is stealing the comments area and advertising their articles, I thought I might as well also.
Read about a true revolution --> Pass it on...The Revolution is here to stay: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/federalist-the-revolution-is-here-to-stay--1987687/1/20
I usually find this amusing.......but I'm lost or being trolled.
PTH/Ajay: Tries to PTO. Fails. Gets butthurt.
PTH/Ajay: Tries to run legit. Get's PTO'd. Fails. Gets butthurt.
I've only been in the game for a little over a month and I think I get how this works.
Wayne Gretsky does not support Ajay the Six Star Fraud Pizza Cartman.
.....i was going to read this until i saw who it was written by
Good luck Rick Santorum. Good luck...
Your image is a misquote. The real quote is:
""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretsky" - Michael Scott"
By eastern European you mean Serbian. The reason you lost is because the true american people are tired of you and your terrorism on this country. Only the enemies of this country supported you. You might as well just leave and not come back.
Ajay, why do you persist in trying to stay in the spotlight here. You were beaten in 2 parties this time. That in itself is a mandate that the Emerican people want nothing to do with you. Yeah you have your supporters, but look at who they are. They are enemies of this country you brought in here to help you. The eUSA community at large rejects you every chance they get. But yet still you persist.Take the hint, grow up, be a man and leave. You are trying to force yourself and your ideas on people who squarely reject both. You bring nothing of value to the table and you only aggravate people here. If that is your intention then fine so be it, that is your right to do so. However drop the "freedom fighter, I'm doing it for America" line of bullshit. Just come out and say "Hey you pissed me off a long time ago and I want revenge by destroying what took others years to build". At least being an honest e-terrorist would get you a degree of respect.
Normally, I don't let people order me how to vote, but I gladly voted against you, PtH.
I love reading these articles. I only wish I was involved in the smack down somehow this time.
morningblur and co.... stop your lies.
There are more Bosnians & Romanians & Bulgarians allied with me than Serbs. I think I would know, considering I am the one who keeps track of all this. Quit your propaganda. I am the #1 ally of EDEN in the USA.. half the CP's of the alliance are my personal friends.
if you want to look at my newsletter what it ACTUALLY says, look on my newspaper the Tea Party Gazette. Thats what he said, believe me
and I AM not a traitor!
http://erepublikapps.appspot.com/noticia/-1988615.html
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/results-survey-of-u-s-players-iquest-which-character-for-you-avatar--1988615/1/20
o7