Svealand once again Swedish capital. Exactly what Sweden wanted!
Toothpaste
During the night from Sunday to Monday, Norway and their allies from EDEN sneak attacked Gotaland, a Swedish core province. Gotaland was the Swedish capital. Norway won the battle, but Sweden won the mental victory: the Capital is once again where it should be, in Svealand. Production bonus' are secure and were never lost.
Article by Toothpaste
Part of the war
The president of Sweden, Jim Parsons spoke earlier today to his troops, saying:
"We have won many great battles, and every now and then we expect a loss. That's the nature of War. And its as I said before: Our military is awesome in every way, we are not afraid of anyone and we fight to the last drop of blood. Always."
Death to the Norwegians
With Stockholm as the Swedish capital and an awesome president who doesn't yield when under pressure, Swedes will now get a real moral booster. What awaits is unknown, but rumors say that the Swedish soldiers want nothing else than total occupation of Norway.
"Norway shall be defeated to the last man!"
Fredrok, a Swedish viking.
Occupation of Norway might result in enslaving their women for work in the kitchen, and the Norwegian's well trained warrior men will be turned into sex-slaves for the Swedish congressmen.
Comments
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NortHugg dem!
How come articles don't have dislike buttons? Colon capital P.
@Stakerauo
You cant dislike good news! 😃
I rather not have any male sex slaves ಠ_ಠ
#WINNING!
Fan nu blire många mackor att förtära 😃
@Zerryx
Du får köra med dubbelmackor för att spara tid.
Love the pic of the retarded swedish viking, is that Jim rallying the troops?
@klikka
Jim is uglier than that! 😃
Hahahaha.... good one.... Glad I could help you move the capital. You sure have moved ours around, and around, and around, and around.... xD
Fredrok is not a swedish Viking hes is not a member of the swedish party Vikings!
so in my oppinion it is wrong to write like that.
awesome, voted 😃
This the new way to say "We were pwned by Norwegians"?
Chrxtos, for what it's worth; Norwegians probably laid 2% of the total amount of damage in that battle. I'd say EDEN and her allies had a blast. Well blown.
You forgot to mention the group of serbians PTO, toothpaste.
awsum
Couldn't have explained it any better!
o7
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We all know Swedes can't really be defeated. True story!
@Caelo
Love yur sig!
Anybody can lose Just like Serbia lost yesterday
Woooohoooo