Daily Agony - Political Satire on Current events in eSA
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Don Vin
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After winning many battles the great generals from the Independent Alternative slacken backwards in laziness and before they realized it they had became so fat, too fat and cubby.
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With a brightly lit face an influential citizen from the OOPS instituted a lose wait program that was received with different reactions
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However an undisclosed IA Citizen saw the OOPS advertisement "lose 5kg in a week"
He calls & said i would like to join!
OOPS Citizen: Ok be ready tomorrow at 6am.
Next morning the IA Citizen opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying "If u catch me u can f*ck me!" & the girl starts running.
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IA Citizen starts running but couldn't catch her. so during the whole week he tried to catch her bt couldn't & loses 5kg.
He then asks for the 10 kg program. Next morning at 6 he opens the door & saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can f*ck me. He loses 10 kg dat week.
so he thought this program is awesome! and since tomorrow will be a snowing she wont run fast so Lets try 25kg.
but the OOPS Citizen asked “Are you sure? the 25ky program is really tough!!”
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next day at 5AM the IA Citizen opens the door expecting to see a nude babe.
but finds a nude man saying "If i catch u i will f*ck u!!"
that week he lost 30kg
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Comments
LOL
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Voted... Thane for the MoDA link
The sad part is the guy never got any sex.
lol
Off topic. Did I detect a Missus Don Vin arriving in eRepublik?
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hhahhahaha ask in inbox
Whahahahaha, man you're a cracker! Loved it!
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