[ONE] Official Statement Number #1367890 about general stuff.
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OutSmarter
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Dear citizens of New World
This is the official SG broadcasting from his private lulzpaper, as the official ORG got hacked again by INCI jedis coming from Narnia. I know it might sound implausible as there are not much jedis in Narnia, but that's exactly what happened.
Anyway, as ONE assumed the honorable purpose of mantaining their people permanently informed about the Alliance issues, here it goes our daily Official Statement. Moreover, we're studying the possibility of rising the number of Official Statements to one per hour in order to extend our community satisfaction to a new maximum.
Alright, let's go with today's stuff. We'd like firstly to recriminate the actions of a former leader of ONE, while as we want to preserve his anonymity we'll just say that his name starts with "A" and ends with "Thompsom", who has recently published a couple of nonsense articles. He should remember that while he writtes those idiotic statements we can't publish our own ones.
Following with breaking news, here we go with the Turkey issue. We still have not decided if we're going to let them keep trolling us with their TERRAN MPPs, treacherous peace deals and the well-known "It wasn't me daddy! It was INCI!" or we're finally going to tell them to gtfo. So, don't be surprised if in the following days you see more of those contradictory statements that we love so much.
Finally, I'm sure you'll be glad to know that I've taken croissants with marmalade for breakfast and I have not spotted.
Yours sincerely,
Outsmarter, SG of ONE
Comments
Ñax gtfo
Well said.
lol
lol guess again
better than the real one
Finally someone writes the truth instead of hyped up nonsense.
ο7
lulz
better than the real one
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hahaha ... i got tears in my eyes from laughing ...
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LOL, voted \o?
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MAD KEBABS!!!
Dear español!
chupa y callate
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Dear español!
abarajame en la banera nena
No le hagas caso, que lo proximo va a ser pedirte que le recojas el jabon del suelo y ya la hemos liao
XD
THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU OUTSMARTER!
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outsmarter for fuhrer!
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L M F A O
what are inci?
lulz, you guys are unbelivable xD
"This is the official SG broadcasting from his private lulzpaper, as the official ORG got hacked again by INCI jedis coming from Narnia."
lololol
ın cı was here.
ın cı was here.
inci did it
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what`s SG? supreme... genie?