Flaco Uber Alles.
Flaco Jimenez
As seen on imaginary television..n00bs are fun
I hereby write in my newspaper for the first time in months.
I also declare myself El Presidente of eRepublik.
The term is for life and all future elections are suspended.
My edicts will be cruel and unjust, my fist iron, and my beer cold.
I am not cheap but can be bribed.
I like redheads with large breasts.
This will do nicely.
All hail El Presidente!
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I for one embrace our new uber-overlord
I'll drink to that.
Oh, it's you.
Hi.
Supported for great justice