[CP] The more things change...
Majester
My fellow Australians,
Diplomatic disaster. Splindzaa and I were sharing a drink when we agreed that the Natural Enemy War had run its natural course. It is no longer of benefit to either of us and is detracting us from helping our allies with real wars. In a bold move, he agreed to propose No Natural Enemy first. A big act of trust. Australia returned the favour. New Zealand's congress passed their proposal, but our failed to vote in numbers to push it through. In a blind fear induced panic-attack, one of their congress members proposed and passed a new NE against Australia before we could rectify the situation. What a quandary.
If allowed to continue, this pointless war will drain us of resources for another seven days. This is bad for us, bad for our allies, and puts a spanner in our plans to bolster the Australian economy further. The only solution is for one of us to be wiped to end this fiasco as quickly as possible.
Unfortunately for New Zealand their team lost their last rugby game in an embarrassing defeat to the Green and Gold on Saturday. Technically not us, but they're our twin-bro's, so close enough.
Not our fault their team are pre-world cup chokers. Fate has spoken. It is nothing personal. You're it. We will be in and out a fast as possible. 48 hours if you cooperate.
Thank you for the fantastic training, but it must end now. We have places to be and people to beat.
Together we keep Australia moving forward towards a brighter tomorrow.
Your truly,
Prime Minister of Australia
Please Note: I need volunteers for the last days of my cabinet since the end-of-term resignations have hit. Foreign Affairs and Communication have opportunities. Contact me if you have some time to keep Australia great.
Comments
Voted.
For the good of the country!
Voted, thanks for the update.
So in other words what you've said in public and what's been done behind the scenes is nothing new from the expectations of the usual suspects in this government.
.. and people wonder why eAustralians expect less and less from their officials.
btw LOL @ the first pic
Or demands are simple and unchanging.
1.Accept our apples into your supermarkets.
2. Give us Miss Wolf.
Then this will all be over.
I WILL NEVER EAT NZ APPLES
ewww NZ apples.
Ewww NZ apples.. 😮
Majester - I'm available if you need someone 😛
I had Monteith's cider when I was in NZ it was crap : P
Only fgts drink cider.
Ok, forget the apples.
We still want Miss Wolf.
your apples taste like SHIT
you can never have our Miss Wolf
crusader your demands have changed 1 used to be give you tasmania which i find more reasonable then tasting your fruit.