Alive And Still Breathing (Alt: Where the heck are my suscribers?!?!)
Skalg von Tuari
Hey there, Slovenia, my first article here!
First, let me explain who I am. I am a former eGerman and eBritish citizen, who, after losing a CP election against the worst possible person (and I'm not talking about Hans here) had a last minute flight to eUK, got drunk, was mugged, raped, kidnapped and kinda lost a liver or two. Anyone seen them?
sounds so familiar
Hell, now I am in one of the few countries that are gonna exist no matter how often I don't check in. No idea how I ended up here, though, so I gotta go on a quest to find my liver. So I am not only moving from country to country for a possible Mercenary Medal, I'm even fighting for a kewl bunch of people called the wolves whenever I cba to actually follow orders at all. Vezuv really is a cool guy who made me join voluntarily (by threatening me with only a little bit of violence, but I am used to that anyway).
I just know you guys love pictures
Anyway, what happened so far? To be honest, I got no friggin idea. I heard theres a new alliance made out of Pro ONE countries. Awesome - so you'll soon have the Terra-EDEN syndrome, meaning you'll have conflicts where there are none because of single members. Turkey and Spain already showed that. Hell, a multipolar world sure sucks, go ask Obama IRL about that.
Still, this new alliance sounds p awesome, basically like PHX without most of its superpowers, in a world where everyone is fighting the bigger villains, so they can take everything else without anyone noticing it anyway. Sounds like a plan.
So, I would have joined a party, but erebuglik won't let me, and I would have joined you forums, but my inactivity won't let me, so basically, meh. Gonna be inactive soon again I guess. But hey - that games does occupy me every now and then.
I'd ask you to vote now, but thats meaningless anyway, so just feel free to flame in the comments.
Skalg von Tuari
P.S.: Howly loves Kati.
Comments
PEACE at home.
War in the world.
No free food? Gosh, you're so 2010...
I just love those oldfag comments. :3
A meaningless VOTE for you ... Welcome to Slovenia : D
You sound like a good guy 🙂 but, honestly, I've got no idea what you wanted to say...seemed like compliment to Slovenian community?
So, welcome in our beautiful eCountry!!!
welcome...try to stay more than just a few days and join us on #redna 🙂
that what Johnson De Bill said...
Welcome to eS-LOVE-enija : D
Skalg is a p cool guy eh writes articles and doesnt afraid of anything
After consulting with Obama I can say that all allegations of Vezuv's violance are fictional. I know him, he is a good man making his daily bread by selling ice cream at Miklošič steet. He always give me some extra.
Take HladenSpricar's livers, he got plenty while he makes people drunk.
Welcome! vote