Emerick for West Midlands
Emerick
Friends, patriots, Englishmen, lend me your ears. I come before you today to vie for your support in what is most likely to become the most important Congress election of our time.
My friends, what we Englishmen have before us is a mighty decision to make. Our allies in ONE want us to join. Kind of. Actually, they could care less. We have no strategic interest to them, and honestly, we're chaotic evil when we're neutral, and I think they'd like us to stay that way. They don't care in the least what we do. On the other side is our friends that we signed the Strasbourg Treaty with. With ONE occupying both of them right now, we're in a bit of a situation. However, because we are British, no one expects us to actually honor our agreements.
Because of our British ways, I will be pushing for our country to join ONE, if elected. If not elected, I'll push everyone to join Eden. Or Luna. Because it will amuse me. And if I'm not even on the ballot, I'll stand behind a 7-point plan to kamikaze into Poland, which I will make up and outline if it comes to that.
Friends, the argument for joining ONE is simple: they are strong and winning. Debate it, I dare you.
Now, my friends, I'm sure you're all wondering what my economic policy is. It is simple. Income tax at 23%, VAT at 15%, import at minimum. Why the high taxes? Because we need to supply our soldiers. This game revolves around war, you know. 23% income tax is entirely livable. I've lived like that for 2 years, and I can tell you will complete certainty that my wife and children eat nearly every day. Also, everyone should be in a commune anyways, and if they're not, then you're doing it wrong.
My friends, if we want to hold the Irish menace down as they deserve to be held, this is a tax policy that will give us wins. With 4 opportunities to fight every day, we're actually doing ourselves a disservice by not taking in taxes like we're King George the somethingorother. Taxation without representation? Hell yeah! You want to complain? Hold still and observe while I bite on my thumb, you ungrateful wanker. We shouldn't hold ourselves back any longer, my friends.
This, my friends, is our time. We only get to redcoat every 2 years, so let's make this 15 minutes mean something.
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Comments
cool story bro
can i have english cs? i'll vote emerick
Will you stop with that annoying propaganda?
I think you're supposed to spell honor differently in the UK...
You know when you say everyone should be in a commune? You're essentially limiting the amount of supplies that any army can have, because thanks to admin changes you now require more than you would make by working in a commune, unless you have multiple Q5 weapons companies.
However, please do continue.
Lol, v'ed. Give me UK cz.
Emerick for Great
Cool story bro
What a simply delightful story, bro.
This is actually a good idea
I suppourt this endeavour.
If only I had UK citizenship.
keers will destroy you : )
btw, what's happening with USA, i can hardly find them on the map, they are smaller and smaller every day...
Failmerick in United Faildom: perfect coktel
Emeric for Queen of England!
BTW Joining Luna is preaty neat idea. Luna is cool (by 20% percents).
Get out you.
>btw, what's happening with USA, i can hardly find them on the map, they are smaller and smaller every day...
OH HAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE ARE NINE COUNTRIES ATTACKING IT AND IT IS LOSING MORE AND MORE REGIONS EVERY DAY AND IT'S TRUE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
All things considered, it wasn't a bad article. It's just the fact you annoy me that prevents me from voting for you.
I'm starting to want UK cz.
I kinda support this guy.
forever alone...
>All things considered, it wasn't a bad article. It's just the fact you annoy me that prevents me from voting for you.
That's fair
i guess you wouldnt be that bad for UK 🙂
"As for why I'm here, it's to amuse myself. I don't enjoy this game anymore, and after I romp around this country until I'm no longer amused, I'll leave the game and have a better life because of it."
Thanks for stopping by
Why dont you come to Servia? : )
I bet we would elect you for congress right away. : )
Parliament is entirely beneath you
THERE IS NO FINER CANDIDATE
I dearly hope we don't elect this person... like legit, i will move to eAmerica and they hardly exist anymore.
Someone needs to turn his computer off now.
I would vote for you If you could candidate in my region.
FARMILIUS U SO WITTY
SEANAN U SO IRISH
You said "they could care less", when it's actually "they couldn't care less" (think about it logically). You clearly aren't British, we inventors of the English language would never make such an error!
I live in WMids in rl, lol.
I love how all the English bros are so ticked and don't realize how painfully true it is.
>You said "they could care less", when it's actually "they couldn't care less" (think about it logically). You clearly aren't British, we inventors of the English language would never make such an error!
No, I think that they could care less if they tried.
Spam spam spam spam SPAM!
Go home Emerick - not wanted here
So then they do care? If they could care less then they do care at least a little bit, and possibly a lot. You stated that they don't care at all, so saying they could care less and therefore care at least a little bit is contradictory... just watch this and you'll get what i mean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw
You are annoying, I'm stealing your original newspaper name. Because I'm cool like that.
Do not vote for Emerick
Now that eUSA is in meltdown, he and his band of cronies have decided to come over to eUK to try and put a spanner in the works here.
Might I suggest that you move on - try North Korea - not OUR green and pleasant land!
CC
Emerick cannot into Poland.
A fine chap indeed, he should hold office in Her Majesty's United Kingdom instead. Jolly good idea, sir!
P.S. Emerick is great
Go home Emerick - not wanted here x2
Did Emerick get elected into UK Congress?
NO
Not wanted in UK - please go away
Let our economic experts in the Socialist Freedom Party explain to you how to fight against high taxes and profit from communal living in the occupied eUSA.