Looking around this FINE COUNTRY
Emerick
Doing my daily routine, I noticed that I only got 8.5 str with my training, as opposed to the 9 str that I got in America. Being the authority on eRepublik that I am, I knew that this could only mean one thing: the UK has no Natural Enemy.
Now, of course this is all jamesw's fault, but we can also easily blame it on the UK Congressmen who failed to accept Jhorlin's NE proposal yesterday. Why they refused to NE the United States is, honestly, beyond me. It's not like there's anything to lose from it, except our MPP with France and Japan.
France holds no purpose for the UK. The Strasbourg Treaty is an outdated concept, and we're going to toss them aside in favor of ONE any day now. And I don't want you to think that I'm saying that there's anything wrong with that - in fact, ONE holds a lot more promise for the UK than Germany and France does. The UK people know this, but some simply refuse to "betray more allies". Pish posh. Japan, however, we can turn to the dark side. That's an MPP we want to hold on to, and one we want to support whenever possible. We can never underestimate Japan's hatred for China, and their bitterness for the deal they were all but forced into all those months ago. To be fair to China, though, it's not their leaders who have been belligerent to Japan, but their people. When China made the deal to rent a few regions from Japan rather than to wipe it from existence, the Chinese people called their president a traitor and other nasty things. Now, just to put this into perspective for you - imagine if our president were to make a peace deal with Ireland. People would be in an uproar.
Now, back to this failed NE proposal. Our congress' failure here cannot be overlooked. I, personally, won't be voting for a single incumbent with my many votes. Let me explain, in two words, why this NE should have been a no-brainer: five countries. That's what the US is up against. No one with a positive IQ thinks that the US will be able to stand up to this, so why the shit not? They wouldn't fight against us when there are real threats to deal with. And trust me, they're trying to deal. Why, during a conversation with the fake military's commanding officer last night, I was told that "they will have to pry the US out of [his] cold, dead hands". He's a silly child.
Sure, we're no serious force(unless Alfag is neckbearding in the battle), but come on. There is no risk here, at all. Will we lose some Irish regions? For sure, but that's the best part - after the US is wiped, we can invade Ireland again. Right? Right.
Moving on, the tax system in this country is horrendous. We're supposedly simulating a free market here, on the internet, in a game where a military junta is the best reign possible. Why on Earth aren't we taxed to death for the glory of our unstoppable army? (Using the term "unstoppable loosely here.) Speaking of buyer's rights, worker's rights, or any rights at all is honestly just retarded. The only "right" you should be talking about is the right thing to do, which is to stuff everyone into one commune system, ramp taxes up, and supply as much as possible. We have 60% bonuses on both sides, which, for a country our size, is pretty damn good. Why we're not operating at max efficiency is beyond me, and I expect to see some changes immediately.
In other news, the GBP is worthless.
THE END~
Comments
Long live the King!
Hail
>Serbia
Someone's trying too hard here.
emedick strikes again
Emerick for British MoFA
>Someone's trying too hard here.
Can you point out anything wrong here, or are you just being ugly?
Someone's trying too hard here.
x2
Pish Posh.
wow tl;dr
Not going to lie, i jizzed a little
Long live the King!
Emerick makes me sad 😁
If you jizz for that, you must also be a pretty cheap date, and a virgin to boot.
GOD SAVE THE KING!
GOD SAVE THE KING!
>Dish commenting without answering my question
I'm left to assume that he can't find anything wrong here. Not that I'm surprised, it's a p airtight article.
hey, Failerick, where is USA on the map of the world? it becomes smaller and smaller, what's happening???
Not a single mention of Servia? I am dissapoint.
>Dish commenting on my personnel life
>He is a basement dweller
Hey, HamErick
You did not mention Servia?
Are u mad bro?
There's no reason to got to war with america because u r no longer there Hemerik
Emerick trolls the UK once again..
blame james
>Dish commenting without answering my question
>I'm left to assume that he can't find anything wrong here. Not that I'm surprised, it's a p airtight article.
I have something wrong, you spelt Congress' as Congress's. This is wrong, I don't know how you yocals across the pond spell stuff, but in English it's spelt Congress'.
P.S Why are you even in this country? No-one likes you. About 2% of the government are civil to you just to make themselves look good 😛
Do everyone a favour and leave... 😃
I would guess that if you knew what you were doing enough to actually make me read it, then you would know what you were doing enough as Terra SG, and former 4 time CP in the US to not have it being wiped at the moment.
So essentially, it's not worth reading.
LONG LIVE THE TSAR
I am ambivalent
why u so mad dish ?
>I have something wrong, you spelt Congress' as Congress's. This is wrong, I don't know how you yocals across the pond spell stuff, but in English it's spelt Congress'.
You do have something wrong with you, I could tell when you were screaming "AMERIFAT" over and over last night as if it was funny, clever, or insulting. I do have to thank you for pointing out my typographical error, though. I will correct it immediately to save myself from further embarrassment.
As for why I'm here, it's to amuse myself. I don't enjoy this game anymore, and after I romp around this country until I'm no longer amused, I'll leave the game and have a better life because of it.
>I would guess that if you knew what you were doing enough to actually make me read it, then you would know what you were doing enough as Terra SG, and former 4 time CP in the US to not have it being wiped at the moment.
Not sure where the sense is in that last sentence, but these articles have nothing to do with any of that. And I doubt you'd read anything I'd write, I don't read what you write because you annoy me, and I don't expect you to. However, you do keep coming back here to post little comments, so who's to say? For all I know, you did read it, and because you can't find any errors, you're pretending that you didn't read it.
>deflecting because you know you suck at every job you've ever had
that feel when the UK has a higher population than USA
tbh i didn't hate this article
mite b cool having emerick here; the strasbourg trolling is unnecessary but otherwise i think he's an improvement over Jhorlin
just keep him out of the presidency
Watch Out, he'll replace your military...and Pfeiffer will prob follow him like that little creature that stands on Jabba the Hut's shoulder repeating everything Jabba says.
>complain import tax is too high
>complain about value of GBP
OTHER THAN THAT I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY that Emerick is a minimum of 3^7 times worse than I am.
>>deflecting because you know you suck at every job you've ever had
d0h0h0h0
It makes sense because I had the American people crying my praises for about a year for simply being good at the media.
Not talking about import tax, james. Actually, I said that our taxes are too low, if you had read.
Boring as usual
You are a failure and a coward Emerick...i had to suffer through 2 months of your presidency in the US and you basically ruined this country with the division of the Military and the new USAF...I never voted for you and I hope when you do decide to run for UK prez (which you eventually will) that the people dont vote for you either...God bless the British they have no idea what they are getting into...Emerick is a COWARD!
Blank Keating: Y U WANT TO HURT ME?
Emerik for PM
Alex McKeon is a beast
@Alex, your military is still friendly with the very Poland and Spain that invade the US currently. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
Lets feed this Troll. Its so weak.
Troll all you like, Japan, Argentina, France, Germany and Portugal still all have MPPs and/or defensive treaties with us. Before you inevitably lie and say that the Strassbourg treaty means nothing, the UKSF were fighting for Germany against Slovakia and in the RW for Paris in the last few days alone. Your loyal ally EDEN, however, failed to free Germany even when they had the damage to wipe Hungary and most of Serbia.
Dull article, Dull author.
voted and subbed
FREE TEH MARKETS
If we could wipe Serbia a couple months ago, and Free France, why can't we do it now? Is the damage by Terra/Eden/Neutral too Divided, or has ONE just became too strong?
I moved farther north to get away from the Occupied States, but eventually I'll have to move to either Japan/Croatia/China. Which seem to be the only allied countries left that are not in Danger.
I was gonna move to Ireland, but nooooo, can't do that now.lol.