My Fellow Britons
Emerick
ITT I'm going to discuss the state of our fine country just for the hell of it.
Now, as most of you know, I'm a native-borne American. As you also know, Americans are our enemies because, as Britons, we have serious inferiority complexes due to the quick shrinkage of our nation over the past 300 years, and the quick inflation of our egos to boot. It's simple energy transfer: Boyle's Law of Thermodynamics. We all learned it in Primary School. No surprise, but it's maddeningly annoying to anyone who wishes to converse with us. Nevertheless, we continue. In the game, we've learned how to team up with countries with similar problems, such as the Servians.
brb tea
Now let's talk about the queen. As we know, our queen and her family serves as our largest paperweight in our democratic republic/royal sideshow. The lovely royal wedding, for example, only cost us a few billion pounds. Talk about holding down the paper! And let us not forget how we screwed over Australia using Her Majesty's Power in the 90's. Dohohoho, good times.
But enough bollocks, let's get back to eRepublik.
This country loves treaties. There is no country ever in the history of ever that's signed more treaties than my country, the internet United Kingdom. And just like all civilised countries, the UK breaks them all. Because, as we all know, treaties are created for the benefit of one party(usually for FA props), signed by others as a sign of fealty, and then disposed of by the first party whenever it gets in the way of other things. kumnaa got the UK out of the Raleigh Treaty in 2009, and in the coming month, the UK people will get their country out of this annoying little Strasbourg Treaty. It's the English way.
All in all, I'm excited to be in a new country, and I can't wait to see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into here. Wish me luck~
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Still holds butthurt over the Woldy article
brb getting a bucket to gather tears
gz on Cit, people will baww
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jude-Connors/109133869177577
That's not exactly what I was referencing, but I'm sure the bucket will have many uses here.
boated.
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The UK will soon be Ballan~
emerick is p cool
>kumnaa got the UK out of the Raleigh Treaty in 2009
Might want to have Publius check your facts, since he did everything else for you too.
That is funny
Where is the tea and crumpets?
hahaha
Dohoho, brilliant humour.
>an American talking to us about inflated egos
lolwut
Very good sir, very good.
>Might want to have Publius check your facts, since he did everything else for you too.
My word! What's this ruffian doing in the civilised part of the world?
voted for great justice!
I stand ready to kill redcoats.
😁😁
Emerick the Briton!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u6-CpU-1EY
This is awesome. eRepublik used to be more like this.
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now this is good troling
ohai Emerick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgoXUzIwXk0
Emerick...
Y U NOT ON US?
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What is this trolling I don't even...
http://www.m0ar.org/3292
Hey eGB,
If you want don't hesitate to call us for effective & environmentally friendly pest control & extermination services! LoL 🙂
I stand ready to piss in an ocean of piss
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Want some ice tea?
First of all the majority of the cost for the weding was paid by the royal family.BUT,there is this very important Straßburg topic as you,my fellow bros from the british isles,are in possesion of a MMP with Sweden,a foreign power which occupied SHH and Saxony-Anhalt for several months.We really have to discus the whole situation because many French and Germans are hell of confused/sad.
btw,I see some reports flying in...
poor even for you
>I was in USA last week, i saw people eating eachother, somewhere in Nebraska , fact.
It's called "oral sex".
I think Emerick is a pretty cool guy. eh becomes redcoat and doesn't afraid of anything
it would be very cool if you came to serbia : D
HAIL 11.09.2001
Lurviantor
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Lurviantor Day 1,310, 12:09
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>I was in USA last week, i saw people eating eachother, somewhere in Nebraska , fact.
It's called "oral sex".
AHAHAHAHHAH! 😃
HAhahah!
So true!
so we get jhorlin tears AND emerick tears at the same time?
that's delicious
Rat has left the sinking ship.
not funny at all
P mediocre trolling
The UK special forces were fighting for Germany yesterday, and for Paris the day before. However, it is a shame that Terra/EDEN have never managed to liberate Germany, yet managed to wipe Hungary and half of Serbia not that long ago. If Strassbourg was so bad, we wouldn't have recently signed up another member of Terra, whilst yet another Terra nation decided it was time to quit : )