Presidential Update 5/22/2011
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Emerick
Hello America. How is your Sunday? Excellent, I hope. I have some presidential things to tell you today, America, like the fact that havocpwn won the raffle for a tank company. Good for him, I say. He'll be receiving the company somewhere between now and the end of time, whenever the admins feel like transferring it. Also, there's no guarantee that they'll ever feel like it.
eRepublik is a fantastic game.
There's another rebellion coming soon to an IRC near you. I received an invitation to attend a meeting of men tomorrow. Hopefully I can tie it into my busy schedule of watching cartoons and then googling their young female characters' rule 34 pics.
Anyways, as you can see, I'm very unhappy with the war module as it is, because it makes playing a role in a video game into a full-time job. If you're in a small country, then forget about it. In fact, I think that the NE bonus with this mod is only appreciated by unreasonably large countries who have far too frequent babybooms to be considered natural.
Greetings, programs
In other news, our very own US Special Forces Commanding Officer, Kell Draygo stepped down recently. He cites the fact that he has a real life as a source of his unfortunate inability to dedicate enough time to run the internet Special Forces.
Stepping up to the hot seat is xDavidx, who's been Draygo's second in command.
I've been working with xDavidx plenty since we created the SF, and he does a very good job in command. He'll do a great job, I know, and I wish him the best of luck in command.
Look at this:
The guy's name is Alfagrem. He's British. He started a RW in Jersey for no apparent reason. From what I'm told, he fancies himself as a strategist, so I'm assuming he thought he would free Jersey so Canada would have one less Congressman next month, as if that's a bad thing or something. I guess he had no idea that Jersey was just as worthless to Canada as it is to everyone else in the world. They just took it off our hands because they're nice like that.
So the grand total of the event is that he stayed at his computer for 16 hours in a row, pumping his credit card number into eRepublik.
In summation: Alfagrem is a loser neckbeard.
President Emerick
May 22, 2011
Day 49
Signing out
Comments
Rabble rabble rabble.
Well this is interesting
VOTED
Resistance is futile.
...end of line.
Alfagrem lol
He is doing a world tour. Stayed in Ireland far beyond his welcome 😁
I'll probably receive it close to the end of time
You can't spell Alfagrem without fag.
Most people would spend the time and money he has getting laid...
😁
for real.
lolfagrem
HEY MAYBE IF I START AND TANK WORTHLESS BATTLES PEOPLE WILL LIKE ME
congrats on the company havocpwn!
Voted, I wish Alfagrem would do something useful.
jerseygirldani for jersey!
i lol'd hard.
Hahaha, Alfagrem.
I'M GOING TO RAGE AND HOLD PETTY AND MEANINGLESS GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE IN A RUBBISH BROWSER GAME TO THE POINT OF WASTING EXTREME AMOUNTS OF TIME AND MONEY
I wish I could bear Emerick's child.
What is this I don't even
Alfagrem=loser neckbeard. YES
Hey, I live in Jersey!
And nothing of value was regained
Cruienne not here,bad!
lol good article, voted
You can't spell Alfagrem without fag. x2
"so I'm assuming he thought he would free Jersey so Canada would have......"
Nope you were wrong!
Well, that's the most intelligent reasoning there is for that RW. Share with us your thinking, though.
v
"He's British [...] strategist"
That says it all 😁
Emerick ♥
I for one enjoy rule 34 pics of female characters.
It was launched as a drain the same time as the RW for Shannon (fruit) was started.
NJ simply ended up being freed along with Shannon (also takes only 12hours for a walkover win as almost all fights were)
Didn't you quit?
Drains are generally started in regions that people care about.
o7
Our leadership at work!
i thought alfagrem is macedonian now : (
also, it don't make his act more stupid = P
Alfagrem has 567 battle hero medals and is level 41. He ranks first in FYROM. Jesus, he must piss cash.
No, but his daddy does.
So I suppose every battle in Ireland, Scotland, Egypt etc.... are just drains and now declaring Canada as NE? Seriously..... get laid. There is no UK without you. They know it. We know it.
How about we just donate 10 gold every day to havocpwn until he has enough to buy the tank company (at an inflated price) then place it on the market for him, assuming he doesn't trade currency?
Emerdick- Im from Jersey and am highly offended by this.
Lol, jk I am from Jersey and it sucks bawlz.
Romper V2...
V + S
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