The Keating Manifesto - Pick Me in New Mexico
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Blank Keating
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Good morning New Mexico,
I have come to inform you of something. In five days, you will have a choice. That's right. A big choice. You'll be electing a congressman to represent your state. There are many things that should influence your vote on the 25th.
First, you should be going to #ato and figuring out where your vote is actually needed. But if you're not going to do that, then you should vote for me in New Mexico. What have I done, you ask? Here's a simple list for you:
United States Training Corps - Private
SEAL Team 6 - Lieutenant, Nighthawks Platoon and Quartermaster General
Ultramarines - Normal Guy
Deputy Secretary of Education, 1 term
Secretary of the Interior, 1 term
Deputy Secretary of State + Regional Manager, 1 term
Congressman of Colorado, 3 terms
Ambassador to France, 1 term + Current
Secretary of Education, 6 terms + Current
Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs, Current
It might not be longer than your friggin' arm, but it is great, because I was awesome at all these jobs. Including the congressman part. Which is what I'm running for, in case you forgot. Now, for my agenda:
My first order of business will be renaming New Mexico. As you know, eMexico is a rogue state and a traitor to America. In fact, Mexico tried to conquer this state with the aid of New World Order terrorists just last week. A great state like New Mexico does not deserve such a disgraced name staining its glorious lands. In the spirit of freedom, New Mexico will be renamed New America (and the border will be armed with rocket launchers).
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Now just a touch of pandering for our more colorful parties at #1 and #6:
- INCI: Türkiye'nin ve baykuslari seviyorum.
- ACP: Studying Ronald Reagan is a wholesome alternative to pornography.
Then we get down to business. Here's what I'll do with our new congress after election time:
- I believe in a unified America behind the newly crafted United States Armed Forces.
- I believe in making OMS the best sidekick ever, and funding it well.
- I hate income taxes and I'll do what is deemed necessary to modify them.
- I believe we should have a Natural Enemy 24/7/365 for the strength bonus.
- I will be active on the forums and online every day.
- I will take your messages and answer your questions.
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In summary,
Don't vote for me because I'm a patriot.
Don't vote for me because I give away my revenue for free.
Don't vote for me because I made the U.S. #1 in Education.
Don't vote for me because of my extensive resume helping America.
Vote for me because I'm famous,
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and I can post pictures of women on the internet.
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See you in five days,
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Comments
God bless America. \o/
Blank Keating for New Mexico!
when ever you say soemthing like the Keating Manifesto it reminds me of the Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating
I may or may not be him in real life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnwn4q_ZE9c&feature=related
funny stuff
GL
Blank Keating is America o//
Voted for only two reasons...
1) Burn notice tickles my fancy and,
2) You're famous!
IM running american conservative new mexico vote me because im a true worker (Im not conservative but many other parties use glorious worker endorsed titles and be run by the elite) hint thats you MR.keating
1) I actually am a conservative in real life, I just don't have the need to enforce that into the game
2) I don't run the USWP, they picked me on their own volition
3) The ACP isn't in the top 5, so no one can vote for you
Terrible elitism wins again, my friend. ^-^
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