As Real as it Gets!!
CreepyRazor
You didn't hear it from me, but I heard the eUS Airborne causes natural male enhancement. Don't believe me? Well, I, like you, used to suffer from inadequacy. That is, until I joined Airborne. Since then, I've grown about eight feet. And now I've become a deadly asset on the battlefield.
The Sky is the Limit!
A Rendezvous With Destiny!
Jumping from airplanes isn't a particularly big deal, however; it is a profession and a mind-set. Military jumping is, by design, enmeshed in peril. It is a means to deliver people to battlefields to fight, to kill and to strike that devastating blow!
Airborne is a tight knit unit. We an immense force which strikes with deadly accuracy. We also Brothers and Sisters who look after each other through thick and thin. No better unit can be found 🙂
CyberWitch: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Grimstone: Yes ma’am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
CyberWitch: How’s that, Lieutenant?
Grimstone: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a…
ChubbZilla: We!
Grimstone: Uh, sorry ChubbZilla. WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
CyberWitch: Where did you see this?
Grimstone: Uh, that’s classified.
CyberWitch: It’s what?
Grimstone: It’s classified. I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
The eUS Airborne are a revered force in erepublik , with countless assists it's had in nations outside of eUS. Bottom line is, the eUS Airborne is a strong force of people dedicated to their duty
They sound like they all have testicles the size of two football fields. Are you sure I'll fit in?
"Check out the requirements and apply":
REQUIREMENTS
Strength: 1800
Minimum Rank: Lt Colonel**
Minimum Influence Per Fight with No Weapon: 400
Airborne Application
Don't Meet the requirements to join eUS Airborne?
We have a Solution for you! Join our Training Corps: Training Corps Application and don't forget to take your Airborne pills, will make you big and strong in no time. Now available in lemon and lime!!!!
Lt. Grimstone
eUS Airborne
Comments
AB FTW!!!
do not trust that article it is _ _ _ propaganda !!!!!
Don't listen to wincenty1, he's sober again.
Its all true
i hear that Airborne is only a step towards the marines? Krimpie told me that : P
pew pew http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/mmmm-yeah-flip-that-burger-1750737/1/20
AB ftw \o/
Krimpie aka Leewas on Airborne mission http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgEH1LEdcSw
Don't forget about the BBQ
Sure, if you want that male-enhanced look, Airborne all the way. However, for the chemical-free alternative, the eUS Marine Corps is where it's at.
Marines are just born that way.
Roiding AB style since '10
It's all true, especially the sexy part 😉
TC VOTED!
NG surrounds keg at BBQ 🙂
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Go Airborne!!
Hell yes! Way to go Airborne! That Bia is one sexy lady 😉
O7
Airborne: where the men are hot, and the women are hotter! Oh, and the bbq isn't so bad either 😉
I used to be hot. Then I turned on the AC.
Then I yelled at the neighborhood kids to get the heck off my lawn.
lmfao Merle
U.S. Airborne.
Denying Mr. Wet's applications since day 789.
Awwwwww *hugs Mr. Wet*
go AB!
/me perks up
did someone say 'keg'?
Fine group of people over there in AB!
o7
AB's efficiency lab-tested. It works!
U.S. Airborne
Approving Mr. Wet's applications since day 1245
Hooah 07
>call Top Gun the most homosexual movie ever
>quote Top Gun for recruitment
someone is jelly of Top Gun
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