Tiger Blood (Idiotic Thoughts: 3/27/11)
Chutley
1. Charlie Sheen has Tiger Blood. I'll bet you anything Tiger Woods has Charlie Blood.
2. It is absolutely impossible to look angry when you're drinking out of a straw. Seriously, try to yell at someone in between ice tea sips.
3. It's both good and bad if your girlfriend is an identical twin. On the plus side, you know what her sister looks like naked. On the other hand, anyone she's sleeping with knows what your girlfriend looks like.
eRep Analogy of the Day:
RL: When someone calls me using a wrong number, nine times out of 10 the person on the other end doesn't speak English. Here's an example from yesterday:
Chutley: Hello?
Dialer: Jose?
Chutley: No, I'm sorry, you have the wrong number
Dialer: Que?
Chutley: Wrong number
Dialer: Jose?
eRep: If we all had eNumbers, would INCI call the wrong number a lot?
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hahahahaahaha
keep this up, mate!
i dunno if you made these jokes up or no, but theyre awesome : D
Thanks Jovan. They're 100% Chutley.
I'll read more... v/s
The Tiger line was pretty funny.
I've dated a twin once. Gotta say, that did cross my mind. A lot.