[CONGRESS] A marriage proposal to all, oh wait
Fruitcommando
Dear foreign readers, this is a article relevant to japanese congress. If you find enjoyment in reading boring congress articles I urge you to keep reading, if not I just ask that you vote this up to help me succeed in the coming elections
It's that time of the month again
(no not that one)
Congress!
I am here to represent you eJapan, Be inside you and have full CONTROL OF EVERYTHING YOU DO. It's time for me to make sure you are going the right direction and let you flourish so you will be both productive and worth making you a eRomanian Colony.
jokes aside, I have much experience in the area of congress having been a 8 time congressmen in various countries including Singapore, Malaysia and Pakistan. I am worth about 3000g in assets and have no monetary desire from this country and will happily donate all my gains from congress to the treasury. I work for the military and I fight proudly for this fine country. I have a more than average knowledge of economics and foreign affairs and I am a older citizen of the game therefore I know much of this game and it's history and have learned from past mistakes that I, and others have made before. Militarily I am quite imperialist, usually a bad thing but luckily there are others to vote on war and not just me. I am quite conservative when it comes to taxes, I try to keep them at a moderate rate while also letting business owners drive a profit (very hard to do these days). I am not very active as of late but given the position of congressmen I will be on IRC everyday like i have done throughout the past year.
So if I fit your standards give me your vote, I am running in Chubu under the Imperial Sun Party. If you are planning to vote for a friend or yourself but support my run, simply vote this article and/or leave a comment of your support. (please
😛)
Thanks for reading, ect. ect.
~Fruitcommando
Comments
pertamaxxx
calon is a butt.
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Ja poznam jednu debelu Đurđu.
Ona se ne zna koristit erepublikom, pa sam joj ja pokazao ovaj članak, na što je ona zaplakala od sreće.
Fruitcommando, jedna debela Đurđa ti zahvaljuje od srca!
I approve your madness!
mah king
calon is a boss
fix'd
TRVS is a fag
fix`d just kidding
THOU HAST STOLEN THINE JOKE, COMMANDO, FROM THE DIOISTe ONCE KNOWN AS AL DENTE; FOR HE HATH MADE THIS JOKE YEARS AGO TUCKED AWAY INTO AN ESOTERIC ARTICLE SUCH TIME AGO (search it)
-The Book of Shad
and I did it for my first congress article, which was before you joined erepublik
high five!
I like Mangoes.
All we want is violence, sex, and alcohol.
^
my imperialistic ways will lead to much violence, It will then result in raping the women of the conquered lands which generates sex. Once we are done with our glorious wars we will feel regret about what we have done and be driven to numb ourselves with alcohol everyday. My plans are all thought out very well, and will lead us all to our goals.
or something like that.
butoh penipu..ptoer
good luck
LOL. I feel sorry for Japan. This is the guy who made sure eMalay was left a broken nation after he decided that for the "lulz" and to gain some revenge on a nation that consistently told him to piss up a rope he would declare war on eSingapore. The war went badly and on day one, less than 6 hours into the battle he was already calling it "useless".
His trolling efforts are also total and utter FAIL. You'll find that out as more time passes.
lol
VIVA LA ROMANIA
dont vote for him
>LOL. I feel sorry for Japan. This is the guy who made sure eMalay was left a broken nation after he decided that for the "lulz" and to gain some revenge on a nation that consistently told him to piss up a rope he would declare war on eSingapore. The war went badly and on day one, less than 6 hours into the battle he was already calling it "useless".
His trolling efforts are also total and utter FAIL. You'll find that out as more time passes.
I stopped reading after you implied eMalaysia wasn't broken to begin with, but nice try at propaganda. Perhaps in the future you will get better at it.