[PP] Desu Workers' Party, operation japanese freedom
Fruitcommando
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Hello again eJapan, It is your friend Fruitcommando back again. I come to you not as a peer, but as a candidate for PP of Desu Workers' Party, Naturally I am now above you due to this. I ask all loyal pawns in the scheme that is progression of eJapan to vote for me. I will reform this party to a great party, Our goal is plain and simple; Full annexation of eJapan for eRomania.
All jokes aside, My main goals for the party are as follows:
•Full Control of Japan
•economic reform, NO MORE OF THOSE TERRIBLE OUTSIDERS!
•cleansing of all enemies of Dio, and his followers.
•strong party militia, built on the sorrows of the people
•Bulldozing the country, replacing it with sand to keep pig-disgustings away (eChina)
•CONQUERING THE WORLD
I shall fill the void within you eJapan, your power is imbued in me and I will lead you to glory by making the choices you can't make for yourself.
I have been party president of many parties(20+), ranging from many political views:
•Far-Right
•Right-wing
I have been a President, one of the best the world has ever seen[citation needed] I have 8 congress medals, my political experience is both amazing and impressive I am active, I have 15 Hard-Worker medals and a 240 day working in a row streak.
So I ask that you vote for me, and I shall lead you to victory in return.
Together, WE WILL MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR DIOIST DEMOCRACY™
-the original original frog doctor
Comments
I support this article!
"-the original original frog doctor"
>"-the original original frog doctor"
:trollface:
I support this article. A vote for Vincent Garibaldi is a vote for Anarchy, but more importantly a vote against Fruitcommando.
So vote for Fruitcommando tomorrow!
you raise a fair point vincent.
I actually disagree with the thesis of this piece.
dont like
this guy destoyed malaysia... japan is next? omg :😁
I'm currently kicking your ass 0-0 FC. Also, since I joined the DWP its membership has grown by more than 230%. I'm p goddamn awesome.
Hail the glory of fascism.
Tutti-Frutti : D
Blagota you destroyed Thailand so you like him.
You have my axe!
>I'm currently kicking your ass 0-0 FC. Also, since I joined the DWP its membership has grown by more than 230%. I'm p goddamn awesome.
my internet was killed in the night by gypsies, I was able to apprehend them and send them to the gulag but my internet was still suffering, I had to put it down. I shot 3 bullets into it's head(I guess?) and It was gone... This morning I was able to get a new one though so all is well in RL world
as for that membership growth, very rice! you are very asset to eJapanu!
>I actually disagree with the thesis of this piece.
ur mom was a thesis!!! LOLOLOL!11
Nagato Y- oh, wait...