What was in the past and what will be in the future?
Al' Capone
I welcome you, citizens of the United Arab Emirates!
From this day I will try to write 1-2 times a week articles where I will notify you about all events which occur in our country.
From the beginning I would like to congratulate all with a victory in Najran!
Now we fight for Nothern Borders and I am assured that no difficulties will arise.
🙂
I want to address to all citizens of the UAE - whether he is not indifferent, neutral or those who very strongly doesn't love the official government:
I don't wish you evil, I want prosperity and success to this country and I will do the utmost for realization this.
Therefore I would like to invite all interested persons to become soldier United Defence Force in our numbers.
FIll this form - http://goo.gl/NVVWM
Simply fill this questionnaire and we will communicate with you.
The place of the commander is vacant!
You will receive daily supply and to participate in fights.
🙂
Secondly I would like to tell a little about our plans:
We didn't begin war with Saudi Arabia. We are not aggressors.
Saudi Arabia the first has declared war to us and has attacked us. I don't adhere to a position of the coward and that’s why I will do the utmost to destroy an aggressor from the earth.
In this war we operate together with Egypt and Israel. Regions will suffice for all.
Also Bulgaria recently has stated the desire for some regions of Saudi Arabia, therefore their "swop" will take place to necessary regions in the next few days.
New Government looks so:
The vice-president is Cl4trap
The Minister of Defence is eKorvin
The Minister of Economics and Finance - Sekorashka
The deputy minister - Nabros
The Minister of Foreign Affairs - it's vacant.
The deputy minister of Foreign Affairs - Kiselkoff
If you have a desire to be in the Government, to work as ambassadors or to be in Army – write me.
I hope that our disagreements will sometime come to end and we will live in the prospering country.
Best regards, the President of the United Arab Emirates.
Comments
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I thought you didn't win this time, so why are you president?
And are you Russian in the RL?
Because the destiny defines the person who is capable to bring this country the best.
Yes, I am Russian.
"The Minister of Economics and Finance - Sekorashka" Nice joke.
Henrique it was because the guy that won paid them to get the Presidential medal. Then they impeached him because he just wanted the medal and not run the government.
Most evidence that ABoC doesn't care for the country but rather the bribes they can get.
This money has gone to development of our country. In particular on signing МPP.
hmmmm
teh lulz government 😃😃
but have fun in UAE ofc with these guys
"The Minister of Economics and Finance - Sekorashka"
Funny.
Al Capone. Shouldn't you Russians give the opportunity to REAL arabs colonize the UAE?
You make a babyboom for them and they will be so happy and pleased with you that they will support your third re-election 😛
I am very happy.
We will learn the important news from CP.
@opposition
you better ask where is Saudi Arabia money? No MPP, no army, nothing.
Im very happy as well... I cant wait in till i hear something to parody in The Rellori Report.
Russians go to Russia... Arabs don't want you around here! you have a country, go work there, you are unwelcomed here
Russians go to Russia... Arabs don't want you around here! you have a country, go work there, you are unwelcomed here
----moaner
ffuuuuuuuuuuu