With Apologies to...
Cromstar
Tonight’s article is will be starting a new feature here: a series of haphazardly posted articles to issue apologies.
Tonight’s article is an apology to Eugene Harlot, the original Lead Farmer.
Why would we apologize to Mr. Harlot?
Well, he was perhaps the most kick-ass eAmerican to ever live. As Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Harlot’s abrasive attitude and hatred of idiocy and PEACE lead America to the forefront of every battle between ATLANTIS and PEACE back in the day.
He was the bomb. Harlot was so awesome, the admins did away with battle initiative in his honor!
Still, you wonder why we should apologize to the epicness that is Harlot’s memory.
It’s because we did something horrible and he wasn’t there to see it!
But That’s not all! We didn’t limit ourselves to wiping Hungary and giving Indo a taste of the butthurt...we went so far as to launch a full-scale, all out attempt to PTO, not one, but two old school members of the PEACE/PHOENIX alliance. And it’s not over yet, either. EDEN and Friends will take control of the Russian Congress on the 25th, and we WILL WIN THE COLD WAR!
(Oh, while we were destroying the powerful nations of PHOENIX, Canada was single-handedly invading and taking over the UK. GO BROS!)
Now, if you know your ehistory, you might recognize this list of nations: Indonesia, Hungary, Portugal, Russia, France, the UK, and Columbia.
These nations were the ones that owned or possess American territories during the course of WWIII. And now? Now we’ve wiped three of them, popped the Indo cherry, embarassed France and the UK again, and really given the rest of their allies a hard time in the process (Greece wiped Turkey! Serbia’s out of Asia! Brazil has been fighting tooth and nail to keep from getting owned in South Africa and at home by Spain! Iran has no titanium/diamonds!)
And during all this...not once did we give credit to those who built the foundation our successes have been placed upon.
That’s why, I say this with apologies to Eugene Harlot:
EDEN and Friends couldn’t have done it without you and the dozens of others around the globe who laid the foundations of the modern eworld.
In my opinion, our temporary occupation of Sumatra goes out to you in the great wide real world!
Semper Fi!
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Harlot attacked without Initiative!
Harlot Attacks Without Initiative!
Crommy!
Harlot Attacks Without Initiative!
old school, first teacher for a lot of us.
Harlot invented attacking without initiative!
give this man some food or let him die in peace
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07 Harlot!
07
One of my favorite people in this game, ever.
Wait Harlot's Gone?! *_*
Legend.
Harlot Attacks Without Initiative!
Harlot. ~.~ I miss him.
o7
blah blah
Harlot Attacks Without Initiative!
Wasn't he banned for cheating or multis ?
I mean, this is what usually happens to your presidents.
He'll be back. (I hope)
EUGENE HARLOT ATTACKS WITHOUT INITIATIVE!
EUGENE HARLOT CAUSES Q7 RL EARTHQUAKES IN INDONESIA!
EUGENE HARLOT SPREADS FEAR AMONGST THOSE WHO OPPOSE THE UNITED STATES!
O7 to one of the best military leaders of all time in the eUS,
Sorry Kanye, I'd hate to interrupt, but EUGENE HARLOT WAS THE BEST MILITARY LEADER IN THE EUS ... OF ALL TIME.
o7 Harlot
o7 Harlot
Nice to see you writing again Crommy ^-^
Dio wishes he was Harlot
07 to the greatest hero of eRep. No question about it. Harlot did not leave because the game sucked. The game sucked because Harlot left.
o7, warrior...
I had beers with Harlot in RL. He was as ggod of a guy in RL as he was here, respect O7
Harlot Attacks Without Initiative!
PRAISE HIM
FOREVER AND EVER
AMEN
Harlot doesn't want any gifts: He wants to die in peace...
1 Health Left. Take a good last look at his alive page, gentlemen.
o7 Harlot. He was a great player.
Harlot always had my utmost respect. A great leader indeed.
O7 Eugene Harlot
"I Stand Ready to Kill Redcoats!" - Josh Frost
"I Stand Ready to Kill Anyone." - Eugene Harlot
o7 Harlot -- One of the greatest to ever play this game.
Eugene Harlot is true American gentleman !
O7 Semper FI !
friends forever! Semper fi! Greetings from eCroatia
good memories never die, Harlot is one of em
Rest in peace, Harlot.
Semper Fi
o7
Miss ya, Harlot. O7
Man's a legend.
O7-21 Gun SALUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Wasn't he banned for cheating or multis ?
I mean, this is what usually happens to your presidents. "
Clueless muppet is clueless...
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o7 to Harlot... I was intimidated when I first met him but he made me feel at home on the JCS. One of the most down to earth players anyone could hope to meet.
o7, greatest USA general ever!