REVEALED: Why Canada has so much GOLD!
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Hell The Great
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The strike is rumoured to have taken place at some point in 2006.
Ontario, Canada. The canadian aggression towards their constitutional masters took an astonishing turn tonight, when the source of their income was revealed. Whilst some were quick to write off the attempt as pure fallacy, the canadians have proven incredibly successful using their time zone advantage to circumvent the defences of the brits.
It was also helped by a seemingly unending pot of gold to fund their attacks, and continued boosters in battles. Today, these rumours were disproven once and for all, after it was revealed that every canadian citizen has funded their agression directly. Each citizen fought vigorously for a voucher entitling them to a free meal, when purchasing one of an equivalent or higher value.
This saved Canada roughly $10,000,000 dollars, as they emulate their learned cousins fascination with unhealthy food prepared by underpaid and undervalued patriots who cook with the tears of the oppressed. These dollars were then funnelled into the internet where they have been put to valiant use.
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As there is nothing wrong with the world, the canadian government sanctioned the injection of funds without a moments thought
Thankfully, all the evils in the world have been replaced by an overwhelming euphoria, as the world basks in the glory that is internet pixels having a different flag next to them. The United Nations today declared a new holiday in honour of contributing patriots who have distracted the vast majority of the world from the dire situation humanity finds itself in, by almost managing to take ownership of the regions of the United Kingdom which was vitally important.
In honour of our fallen burrito:
Hugs and kisses,
Just another guy
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poor canadians! poor economy!!
I am not anyones friend, buddies.
*gasp*, its THAT GUY!
I'm not your buddy, pal!
Im not your pal,guy 🙂
You lost me at "unending pot"
That perked my interest too Tem
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE ;_;
Oh look...another one of them...just do as their allies do and ignore them...they too will go away
Of course Tem, has "unending pot." He's an RL entrepreneur from BC. What other business could possibly be profitable enough to pay for maxx eRep boosters? http://www.canada.com/cowichanvalleycitizen/news/story.html?id=5d954570-829d-4820-9c8a-67d7deb77478
Also, Kelly Mahoney should one day use "the tears of the oppressed" in one of her recipes. Mainly because the eBritish have flooded the markets with their cheap imports.
WTF? They were handing out boosters? I didnt get any...
Good trolling.
The government gave me 50 gold so I could buy 25 Health Kits. That amounted to 500 Health. Epic win.
This is why newspapers should be locked to their own country.
I heard Tem say, "Free hemp for everyone!" or was that hump? Ah nvm. <<<>>> Can't get to my inventory. The tab takes me to the main page sob.
You know, as far as trolling goes, this is pretty decent. I enjoyed the read.
Get used to publishing in Canada, soon it's all you'll have.
Good point, Greg. We should encourage jamesw to stay in London during occupation. I'd get a good laugh out of his resistance articles.
Get used to publishing in Canada, soon it's all you'll have. x2
Get used to publishing in Canada, soon it's all you'll have. x3
Get used to publishing in Canada, soon it's all you'll have. x4
CANADIANS GET FREE BOOSTERS 🙂
I meet Tem tonite, unending beer. Also Get used to publishing in Canada, soon it's all you'll have. x5
trollfail 😕
It's all true I say!
Get used to publishing in Canada, soon it's all you'll have. x6
Get used to publishing in Canada, soon it's all you'll have. x6
buddy
Get used to publishing in Canada, soon it's all you'll have. x8
This troll is moderately respectable compared to a majority. DO feed this one.
>The government gave me 50 gold so I could buy 25 Health Kits. That amounted to 500 Health. Epic win.
Canadian maths. Herp health kits are 2g herp. Enjoy your credit cards.
Get used to publishing in Canada, soon it's all you'll have. x9
Hugs?
This sounded stupid before I read it.
My inferrence was correct.