Hey Australia
![USA](http://www.erepublik.net/images/flags_png/S/Australia.png)
Joe Newton
![](http://www1.american.edu/initeb/mw0637a/Australia-022.jpg)
Just a little greeting from America. But don't worry! When we come to visit, we bring gifts!
![](http://ricketyclick.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/niece_w_bfg_adj.jpg)
Not enough?
I didn't think so either. So just take a gander at our latest shipment to Australia:
![](http://equipaje.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/20011110-guns.jpg)
I really shouldn't share this part with you guys, but our Army Specialists have developed something new. It's called a Q6 sniper rocket. It allows us to fire rockets all the way from the White House in Washington DC all the way to here!
The best part is anyone can use it! We chose a random girl off the street for this demonstration:
![](http://www.guzer.com/pictures/huge-gun-chick.jpg)
Now observe the effect!
![](http://media.canada.com/67bc2623-9886-4c71-9f03-edf992a0aa3a/time_bombs_big_cloud.jpg)
Enjoy.
♥ America
♥♥ Australia
♥♥♥ America
-Newton
![](http://i43.tinypic.com/dgo57a.jpg)
Comments
Win.
epic.
WIN!
America, hit them hard in Western Australia! That will hurt them really bad...
3rd
Voted for great justice!
Pic 2 FTW... gotta love women with guns.
isn't that a steamroller running over the guns?
That girl is fat :/
win
I was aroused after I wrote this article.
BROS FOREVER
Fat girl is fat.
I love it!
@Ingo Castilho
Those girls aren't fat, they're juicy. 😛
more cushion for the pushin XD
Force Indo's at gunpoint to eat vegemite...
Hoo-RAH!
This is why I love Americans sometimes.
Love you too
Hail eUSA!!!!!!
Hail EDEN!!!
Voted bigtime.
Love new big boys toys!
zzzzzzzzz...............
votado...
Hail Aussie's allies. 😃
Awesome
The girl has an Ak-47 in a bag behind there too.