Hamburgers for the King
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Woxan
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If you haven't noticed, the world is ablaze in conflict. My previous article shows when the battles were opened and against who to ease confusion. France, Poland, Croatia, and Hungary let up in Europe, and Serbia finds its self attacked on all fronts in Asia.
srs
The first thing I will address for you tonight is this lovely article from mihail.cazacu, Director of EDEN Intel. The aforementioned article tells the world and informs the United States that the logs with Phoenix conspiring against the United States, the trolling, the stalling of my MPP negotiations with several EDEN members, etc. were all a ruse to delay Phoenix and buy EDEN time to raise gold.
Well god damn, I'm happy I just found this out too. (Note, this is sarcasm) If they don't tell the President of the United States or his military brass, but apparently an American whose been living in Bosnia for 3 weeks knew, it's all good! Ladies and GENTLEMEN, this evidently does not make sense. I think we all know when to call poppycock when we see it.
Listen, we'll cooperate if there's a mutual atmosphere and you want our help. We have an extremely potent military force and economy, and the damage our MPP can bring is immense. Communicate clearly and to the point with us, and we'll return the favor. The evidence is in South Africa, Croatia, China, Australia, and more. We'll stand by our allies. I do admit though, the attacks on Croatia and China bridged gaps with a few our allies, although there are still large chasms and wounds that will not heal for a long time.
/srs
Enough mini-rant. We have more important things than dwelling on what's done and the world burns while I talk.
China has launched an assault on Liaoning (LION KING), a High Iron region that Serbia seized and fortified 2 months ago. In the chaos yesterday, an assault was launched. We joined our friend and ally, China, in this assault, and have coordinated with India as well to pin Serbia and Iran in /v/akistan. In turn, Croatia has attacked Hungary to bleed off Phx damage and create possibly the strongest two opposing sets of MPPs ever.
For China!
This:
![](http://www.cosmocafedc.com/images/hamburger.jpg)
is going to take on this:
![](http://bluepyramid.org/ia/lion.jpg)
![](http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/09/ceo_socnet/image/burger-king.jpg)
LION KING BOUND
We have great expectations for Lion King and other fronts. This is our moment to shine America, and I know you'll never let me down.
~President Woxan
Comments
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w00t!
vote for me in Washington ppl!
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I stand ready to eat Lion King?
Woxanmaxx
sign mpp with Serbia and destroy loland!
I will feed my employees.
I don't want to set the world on fire....
Hello Kitty is attacked as well!
We Will Succeed!
HELL YE
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voted,sleepless in erep
I stand ready to be a force ghost
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mmmmmm...Lion King.
help Poland!
I'm hungry now.
lionking! destroyyy it
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i didn't like
Hello kitty and Lion King 🙂
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Bought my own tickets to go over and see Liaonang...again.
Brolliance! China! India! Croatia! Our remaining allies in EDEN!
(sorry, that was the most diplomatic thing I could think of to say. I have nothing to say about the imbroglio in the Canary Islands).
But I'm glad that some of our old allies had a plan to make it appear they hated us to fool the "enemy". What a relief!
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Well god damn, I'm happy I just found this out too"
Me too 🙂
Hail EDEN
Hail USA
I like Fire..I like Lion King..I like putting Lion King on fire...let's destroy the Serbian war machine O7
I so want a burger now.
The irony of an American mispronouncing a region as a matter of policy is... well, priceless.
Just come and get us!
Go eUS
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LION KING.....keep dreaming!
Restart "Guns for Huns" and arm the masses!
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nice that you didn't mention Romania at all🙂
RAR!
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So are you still coming?
Serbian army is deployed and waiting you on 1.3M wall 🙂
so, this is lionking II + hellokitty II ?
Things are moving fast. All I know is... *cocks Q5* There's some walls that need wrecking. So point the way! >8D
I STAND READY TO KICK ASS!!!
Am I the only one who loled at GENTLEMEN?
Hahahahaha...
Lion King is heart of Serbia!
@Longbaugh, less racism please.
So how did that LK and HK adventure go for ya?
So how did that LK and HK adventure go for ya? x2
btw Epic Faaaaaaaaaaaaaail hahahha