[Presidential Address]Return of Dio, Congress and Military Developments
Rider of Darkness
My honorable Citizen, I am once again addressing you on recent developments in the Country. I know the surprise land swap to Iran came as a shock to most of you and it was not easy to absorb. Before I go into it I would like to "Welcome the Return of Dio".
We Welcome Dio Brando
News has recently surfaced in Pakistani and International Media about Dio Brando's return, as soon as I was made aware of this news I got busy in preparing for his return. As we all now Pakistani Population is primarily Dioist and welcoming Dio Brando is our Duty as servants of Pakistan. Due to this huge development. I have announced One Week of Festivities and Holidays all over Pakistan. Dioists Leaders in Pakistan will be given full government co-operation in this regard.
Plot against Pakistani Empire Foiled
Pakistani Armed Forces will be providing Dio Brando and his followers with 24 hours security from the two individuals who have been seen in Pakistan trying to cause unrest. Our Intelligence has reported that these two Individuals are trying to harm Dio Brando and their ultimate goal is to destroy Pakistan. If you come across these two individuals please report them the authorities as soon as possible. Their names are Mr.Bannana II and Cash is Back
These two individuals are confirmed enemies of Pakistani Empire. They are seen spreading filth and ideas of the pig disgusting Sweden and Poland in brains of Innocent Pakistani Youth. Before moving on, I am here to provide my services to the Dio as he pleases and will continue to do so as long as I am entrusted to lead the country.
The Developments on the Land
As the nation knows what happened earlier today was a surprise. What I have done was an action taken in mind after considering the best interest of Pakistan at heart. Iran has not claimed our land but has merely taken the control of its administration for a small period of Time. In exchange Iran has offered Pakistan a great deal of future incentives and protection guarantees which I can avail anytime I consider appropriate. I did this keeping in mind our national security and prosperity of of ePakistani Nation. Iran has been an ally to Pakistan for a long time. In-fact ever since the birth Pakistan and Iran have been close allies mainly due to our border with them. Iranian Minister of Foreign Affairs will be addressing the Nation of Pakistan soon and explaining our mutual deal that took place.
This deal will ensure future growth, ever-lasting training wars and protection in-case of attack by enemy forces on Pakistani Soil. We also have engaged Iran in an unconditional Protection agreement from any foreign attacks and along with that Iran will help Pakistan build a strong Military Force for the future.
Congress Elections
After the Recent Development Punjab and Balochistan will be available for Elections. All Pro Pakistani members who were candidates in Balochistan are request to candidate again and NWFP candidates are requested to relocate and candidate from Punjab or Balochistan
I hope the People of Pakistan will pick the best man for the Job. I wish all candidates good luck and will provide them any support they need to defeat the enemies of Pakistani Empire that I statement in my article.
I would like to end my Address by three words
"
😉IO HAS RETURNED"
Comments
finaly, we are blessed!!
for god emperor!!
Pride Power Pakistan!
Vote for me!!!
They took our job!!!
Hail GoogleTranslator!!!!
> Vote for me!!!
No
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD, GOD EMPEROR DIO BRANDO<3
> Vote for me!!!
Yes
> Yes
No you are from pig disgusting poland and swedish spy who wants to harm the Almighty Dio Brando we wage war on you we dont vote you never never never
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my heart swells with joy at this unity and love. i should go lie down.
VOTED HARD
DOWN WITH THE PIGS!
>my heart swells with joy at this unity and love. i should go lie down.
Or make a bung bung bung in man anus.
>No you are from pig disgusting poland and swedish spy who wants to harm the Almighty Dio Brando we wage war on you we dont vote you never never never
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>Or make a bung bung bung in man anus.
an agreeable course of action.
>ever since the birth Pakistan and Iran have been close allies
lolno
Ahsan you are the worst president ever
statements like these are always amusing and Vote is the best deciding factor of who is good and who is worst and as far as i can see pakistan is doing alot better in terms of economy and growth then it was about 2 months ago. Come present me with facts and figures have an intellectual debate with me rather the posting one liners. Always amusing, as for our alliance with Iran. Iran has been part of every alliance pakistan has formally joined with exception of SOL. Iran has support pakistan at numerous time with land swaps to protect PTO's which suprisingly your party is least concerned about.
For last 6 months the only party fighting pto has been pro pakistani or PD. Have you guys developed an active voting plan to defeat pto jointly with us??... Have you ever supported a candidate who is running against a pto party knowing that your party president is unopposed... maybe i am not that good but i am not a blind sheep
>an agreeable course of action.
My anus is yours.*Blushes*