SHOP
Azzeriath
AZZERIATH: You’ve got to wear a silly hat.
PEASANT: [BRIEFLY STOPS WALLOWING IN MUD] An’ why’s that?
AZZERIATH: Because I said so!
PEASANT: Oh, well ‘oo died and made you king then?
AZZERIATH: Saltydog, of course
PEASANT: Saltydog’s not dead, ‘e’s standin’ right there!
SALTYDOG: [SMILES AND WAVES]
AZZERIATH: Nope. Dead.
I, King Azzeriath, inheritor of the deceased TAP, do hereby declare its political corpse to be the Silly Hats Only Party! Or, SHOP.
Why don't you watch the Movie? For instance, you might copy and paste the smegging link that won'r smegging work right.
We shall have three mandates, which will be enforced using our chief weapon—surprise.
1) All members shall wear a silly hat.
2) All members shall concede the right to his Most Hatly Kingship, Azzeriath, the right to wear the silliest hat
3) All members shall pursue and lobby for the acquisition of a high iron region for the Dominion of Canada
His Royal Ponciness, King Azzeriath, may be overthrown only by a sincere desire to restart a legitimate, reason based party not dissimilar to the legendary TAP.
Comments
Is it a scathing commentary on the absurdity of eCanadian politics?
Is it a guise to make imperialist policies more palatable?
Does he have to much homework to do something serious with the party???
I think he just wanted to post a bunch of pictures with random people wearing silly hats.... just sayin' 🙂
btw rejected cartoons FTW... My anus is bleeding!!! and my spoon is too big!!!!
Do silly haircuts count?
With the way Canadians vote, you'll be Prime Minister in no time. The hats have a history in office.
And this is why I have come to revive TAP/SHOP out of the ashes into a serious party again.
Why bother even running a forty gold investment if you can't make it contribute to eCanadian society?
You can expect a platform from me.
Looking forward to your platform, zblewski ... and hoping hats are somehow involved.
Hail Azzeriath!
zblewski, I'll join you in this quest.
I find this to be disgraceful to saltydog.
Looking forward to the platform zblewski!
Kronos: that would be silly of you
Someone needs to investigate the trend of hat-wearing in eCanadian politics, beginning with the neolithic era of stonehat couture.
Good to see you alive and kicking, Azzeriath. Still out there in "The City in the Country"?
I think I may be putting the phrase "too much of a goood thing" to practice here. But we'll see. I woke up one morning as PP, maybe tomorrow I'll wake up as CP 😉
Good to see you too mate! Didn't I hear somewhere that you were dead? And nope! I moved a few hours down the road to the City by the Sea to do my master's. Cheers
The same here, Azz. I died a couple months ago, but was brought back when they disturbed my grave by propping me up as PP and placing me on the CP ballot.
If I do one last good deed, then I can rest in peace. Let's see if we can resurrect Canada Prize in time for its anniversary. cuz it's no fun being undead.