Canadian Congress - March 2010
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Tyler F Durden
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The Canadian Congress for the term of
February 25th 2010 - March 25th, 2010.
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Alberta
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1ronman - DAL
Gofarman - CPF
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British Columbia
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Artorius Perim - DAL
NikolaiJ - CSD
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Delaware
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zblewski - CSD
Green Hawk - PRS
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Manitoba
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LJSilver - DAL
TaiwanPanda - CPF
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New Brunswick
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The_Clap - CNC
CrowdedHouse - CNC
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Newfoundland and Labrador
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Nic007 - UN
BrennanMacKay - DAL
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Northwest Territories
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Christopher True - UN
Patar333 - CPF
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Nova Scotia
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Will Hall - NARC
Wolfgang III - DAL
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Nunavut
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MichaelDowning - CEP
Alexisoccer5 - UN
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Ontario
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Citizen B - DAL
Spencer Magee - CPF
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Prince Edward Island
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Tyler F Durden - CPF
Manson Tai - CSD
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Quebec
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pandobox - UN
Fox Blutch - UN
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Saskatchewan
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R3dGr33n - CSD
Lukasz Ejerson - CPF
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Yukon
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James Wiens - CSD
Vanquizor - CPF
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Wild Card Congressmen
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Alberta
Saya Innsbruck - CSD
Addy Lawrence - CPF
Treian - CNC
Ontario
Nosyt - CSD
PimpDollaz - CPF
Alias Vision - CNC
Dr.Pain - DAL
Greg McNeish - CNC
Quebec
Bobby Ross - CPF
Tim Young - DAL
jfstpierre - CPP
Christian Doe - CSD
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This could be anybody who was involved in
SVT (Strategic Voting Teams).
It is always a 'ride' working the elections!
Tyler's Take
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The only thing really exciting about these elections was the involvement of a new Party -
The Union Nationale. There was a lot of hype about what kind of impact they would have on the other 4 Parties electoral process.
One thing is clear - Nobody will win a seat outright in Quebec unless they are in the UN. Wild-cards, sure. The UN came out strong on election day but they tipped their hand far too early - rookie mistake which I assume they won't be making again. The UN used the strategy of dumping predetermined votes right off the bat into the regions they were intent on winning. Omega1759 ran in the region I have 5 straight victories in - PEI, and ran an ad asking people to vote for him just to keep me out of Congress. He did not receive a single vote, proving yet again that negative ad campaigning does not work. It was an attempt to get the CPF to pour votes into PEI to secure my seat based on my own perception of the amount of voters who for reasons of their own would waste their vote by casting it against me... but what they don't know is that I run in PEI as a strategy of my own - I am not gonna go and smash my computer in a fit of rage if I don't get elected to argue with a bunch of bleeding heart n00bs, arrogant pricks like myself or ancient oracles. Besides, half of those elected will never show up to a single debate. That is customary however - so don't get your panties in a bunch screaming about a crisis in democracy, it's just how it works...
The DAL did what the DAL does - get a respectable number of seats for a Top 5 Party - despite having 600+ potential votes. The word is out now and is old news...
SIZE DOES NOT MATTER
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IF YOU CAN'T USE IT
The CSD - Augustus Baldwin's favourite Party to Parody for holding real life values 'near & dear' in a game which they cannot be applied also showed improvement in their elections showing. The oldest Top 5 Party in Canada, the CSD stands for the principles of socialism and democracy and peace and harmony and democracy and principles and, and...*trails off to sleep.*
The CNC did as well as they usually do. They stand for being the only Party to be in when no other Parties exist after occupation. They ran more sponsored non Top 5 candidates than anyone else - and it hurt them. Split their 2-clicker vote it did. End of story. Can't be everything to everybody and still stand for something to your own membership. In a day where Party nominations for CP mean nothing to 2-clickers anymore because of National Goals, the CNC is the last to learn this - and it will cost them their voice in Congress.
The CPP...oops, sorry...they stand for getting back into the Top 5.
The CPF did pretty good all things being considered. They stand for kickin' ass and mispronouncing names. After I decided to not run for a 6th consecutive Party Presidency because I had done everything that a politician could except run for CP, Acacia Mason bravely stepped forward to run in my stead. He won with typical CPF leadership percentages but the CPF quickly turned into Dante's Inferno.
Artist's Depiction Below
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I had left on a 5,750 km road trip that saw me put up
479 kms a day on the old Mercedes from Feb 10th until the 23rd.
The CPF took this time to grow into itself in a new era.
Five days in and Acacia Mason had resigned the leadership to a 2-clicker immigrant, the Prime Minister was the Party President of CHAOS (aptly so) and Congress was screaming for PimpDollaz's head as Speaker - okay, just Rylde was screaming...then everyone else who had an axe to grind against the CPF climbed on board to take a stab at the Governing Party.
Fast forward - the CPF takes home 10 seats - the most of any Party once again. Acacia Mason has returned home to the Family and so has jbdivinus. All are happy again - and if they are not I'll bitch slap them til they are, just like the old days... The CPF is by FAR the most difficult Party to lead. Any leader has to have a strong business mind to manage the CPF Corporate Empire, a strong military mind to Command the Praetors and a strong Political mind to win at Congress and elsewhere...
And that's the way I saw it folks. Please take a moment to troll below and spew your thoughts.
Thank you.
Comments
Hold these mofos accountable Canada!
make sure they show up for work and don't make laws to suit their own interests!
PAY ATTENTION!
Troll Troll Troll
Great article 😃 Yay CPF once again ~
Trolling hard on a good article
Ya, thats what I'm talking about!
And openness and mentorship and public service and...
Right. On. The. Money.
Addy
~fkuu~
I'm sorry, you're knocking the CNC why exactly Tyler??
Everyone got it equally Treian, even me - I didn't play any favourites.
Red Dragons for Life!
I enjoyed the article! 🙂
Yeah I know...... can't I bug you through comments on your articles......?????
My PP and I, well our lives have been bogged down with politics and paper work. Then I tried Trolling.... and the paper work is no more.
It's great isn't it?
No work, no organizing, no buying MTs from Party companies for .05 CAD real fast, no breaking apart bickering Party members.
I have left that world for the one Octavian_F has adopted.
Its MUCH easier, and way less paperwork.
(And it's hella fun too)
and we have beer here as well
and the CEP came that close to getting 3 seats but ended up with 1.
The oligherkin is starting to look over their shoulders at us.
And the PRS secures its second straight congress searting \o/
Voted. Good job on the analysis/review!
CPF CPF CPF!
Heh, I can honestly say I know absolutly nothing about RL Social Democracy 😛
I do emphasize importance on independant thinking though. Making decisions based on ones own judgment is far more useful than being a robot 😉
~hyuu~
Someone needs to change Nosyt's batteries.
Those ~hyuu~s are the sound they make when they are low...
Actually, ~hyuu~ is a phrase that an anime charcter tends to utter, and is his version of a whistle, since he is unable to whistle properly. (He does however eventually learn to whistle and the ~hyuu~ becomes used less often however 🙁 )
I suppose all of it really started one day when somebody would sign into IRC, and me, not wantingn to do the expected thing and say hello, I just came up with the utterly random phrase GABLAH! (which people still mistake for Klingon >.> ) But then people figured out that GABLAH! Was my thing and that quickly became unoriginal, so I sought out another random phrase, and was inspired to make that phrase ~hyuu~ by an awesome video called "The Ultimate ~hyuu~" on YouTube, kinda like the desu video 😛
So I started saying that randomly on IRC. Then I started getting a lot of article spam on IRC, and people where asking for votes. Sometimes I really liked the article, and voted with my org. To prove that I had actually taken the time to log in as my org, I felt I should leave a comment; ~hyuu~. Then I kinda went overboard with it, ~hyuu~ing every article I read; first with my org but eventually with my profile.
The one day, I got an IRC memo from Ayeshan, challanging me to make ~hyuu~ an Erep meme. Though nearly impossible, I couldn't resist the challange and have been trying to as a side project ever since 🙂
~hyuu~! \o/
~hyuu~